scorpioberry:
“ This is probably my favorite paragraph I’ve ever read.
”

scorpioberry:

This is probably my favorite paragraph I’ve ever read.

(via history-jokes)

"Someday I will kill the man who wrote keep the home fires burning—they play it in the hottest weather, too."

Siegfried Sassoon in a letter to musicologist Edward Dent, 1915 

Remember when I blogged this? So I just found out who wrote “Keep the Homes Fires Burning.”

Ivor Novello.

With whom Sassoon had an affair in 1924.    (via larazontally)

I’d say Sassoon clearly can’t hold a grudge, but the first time he met Ivor Novello he DID flat-out ignore him in petty spite because he hated that song so much. Clearly he got over it though.      (via outoflullabies)

#I have never read ‘you wrote that one ear worm I really hate but oops now we’re doing it’ as a meetcute#and I really want to

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ME TOO

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fialleril:

sararaasch:

lyinginbedmon:

johannesviii:

prokopetz:

One of my favourite anecdotes about the first Golden Age of Piracy is that, at one point, Captain Henry Morgan left England in one ship, and arrived in the Caribbean commanding a completely different ship, and nobody knows why. What happened to the first ship and how he acquired the second one are entirely unrecorded.

At some point in his short career (1715 until 1718), the English pirate Ben Hornigold attacked a sloop near Honduras just to steal all the hats of the crew, because his own crew had gotten drunk the night before and they had tossed every single one of their own hats overboard.

Bartholomew Roberts, arguably the most successful pirate in history by ships captured (a whopping 470 in 3 years), didn’t actually want to be a pirate. His ship was captured and he was forced to join the pirate crew.

After the original pirate captain was killed, he was democratically elected captain of the pirate crew less than 6 weeks after being captured by them.

My personal fave is Sam Bellamy. His life story reads like a tragic epic novel - poor sailor boy, becomes one of the youngest/wealthiest/most generous (“Robin Hood of the Sea”) pirate captains, hangs out being a pirate with his other dudebro pirate captains, left a mysterious love back from his days of poor sailor boyitude, tragically and abruptly dies at 28 in a storm alongside his closest dudebro pirate captain (possibly whilst on his way to revisit his mysterious love).

These are all great but I think there are two things in particular we really need to talk about:

1. Attacking a ship simply to steal the crews hats has never happened in a movie at that is a travesty.

2. What I’m getting from this is that Bartholomew Roberts is quite literally the Dread Pirate Roberts.

(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

ultrafacts:
“ “To show your true color” = You reveal who you really are, your true character when you show your true colors.
Early warships often carried flags from many nations on board in order to elude or deceive the enemy.
Sailing into battle...

ultrafacts:

“To show your true color” = You reveal who you really are, your true character when you show your true colors.

Early warships often carried flags from many nations on board in order to elude or deceive the enemy. 

Sailing into battle under false colors went against the Articles of War, but unscrupulous captains and officers who cared more for payback and beating the enemy than stuffy rules and regulations, would often go into action with false colors in order to gain the element of surprise. [x]

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"Sweet mother, I cannot weave –
slender Aphrodite has overcome me
with longing for a girl."

Sappho, from Sappho: A New Translation of the Complete Works tr. Diane Rayor
(via lifeinpoetry)

#the more i look at this the more i love it#aphrodite just slam dunked this poor lady into the gay zone#can’t get anything fuckin done today too busy getting wrecked over girls#aphrodite i had some shit to do today i was gonna make a new chiton#aphrodite could you please stop mopping the floor with my face i had chores#not cool#my mom’s not gonna understand this aphrodite#she’s going to be like ‘okay well do the dishes’#HOW CAN I DO THE DISHES WHEN I AM THIS GAY APHRODITE#HOW??

(via rainbowbarnacle)

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factfiend:
“ Fun fact: There was a female Native American chief known as Pine Leaf who promised not to marry a man until she personally killed 100 men with her bare hands. When a man convinced her to give up on this pledge and settle down before...

factfiend:

Fun fact: There was a female Native American chief known as Pine Leaf who promised not to marry a man until she personally killed 100 men with her bare hands. When a man convinced her to give up on this pledge and settle down before taking her virginity and running away, Pine Leaf responded by gathering a harem of women, swearing off men forever and becoming an even more badass warrior. 

(via im-lost-but-not-gone)

anarmyofpenguins:

I am flipping through an old history textbook I used when I was a kid

in the chapter about the Constitutional Convention, there’s a few paragraphs about Alexander Hamilton

and the first line of that section is just “Alexander Hamilton did not help the situation.” 

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history-jokes:
“ childrentalking:
“ also these inexplicable billboards are all over utah
” ”
Well, I can’t tell you what the fuck Utah’s doing with its life, but Harrison was in fact only president for a total of thirty-two days before his death from...

history-jokes:

childrentalking:

also these inexplicable billboards are all over utah

???????

Well, I can’t tell you what the fuck Utah’s doing with its life, but Harrison was in fact only president for a total of thirty-two days before his death from complications of pneumonia.  This is why we don’t insist on finishing our lengthy inaugural address outside in the rain in Janurary, kids.

theothin:

politexan:

avatar-e:

Im going through the reigns of Roman Emperors and jfc it’s either “rule: ~20 years in relative peace” or “rule: 3 months and 2 days. Stabbed to death by praetorian guard”, there’s practically no middle ground.


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