editorincreeps:
“ ladameblanc:
“ atlinmerrick:
“ thehoneyedmoon:
“ uss-edsall:
“ While sailing in the Mediterranean sea, in 1962, the American aircraft carrier USS Independence (CV-62) flashed the Italian Amerigo Vespucci with light signal asking...

editorincreeps:

ladameblanc:

atlinmerrick:

thehoneyedmoon:

uss-edsall:

While sailing in the Mediterranean sea, in 1962, the American aircraft carrier USS Independence (CV-62) flashed the Italian Amerigo Vespucci with light signal asking «Who are you?», the full rigged ship answered «Training ship Amerigo Vespucci, Italian Navy». The US ship replied «You are the most beautiful ship in the world».

Great, now I ship actual ships.

You are the most beautiful ship in the world.

Dear god, I’m in love with two ships in love. (Everything is wonderful and nothing hurts.)

I just want this to be true. I haven’t checked sources. Just too wonderful of an idea. @editorincreeps you can appreciate this love story.

The story is fantastic, I do not need it to be true.

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distortion-princess:

theinturnetexplorer:

Great Understatements in History

For a minute i thought these were last words

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littlestartopaz:

captoring:

librarianarchy:

I love when small children identify all quadripedal animals as “doggy!”

It always reminds me of the time Plato offered the definition of a human as any “featherless biped” and Diogenes busted into the Academy with a plucked chicken screaming, “BEHOLD A MAN!”

i love the implication you were there when it happened. good times right

@words-writ-in-starlight

But this sounds like EXACTLY the kind of shit Diogenes would pull.

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holy-crap-someone-finally:

equestrianrepublican:

maknbacn:

the-vashta-nerada:

bitterempress:

1800’s French Military Uniform

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Today’s Military Uniforms

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where did all the style go

where was the time when you could just

out-fab your opponents

do you really think it’s a good idea to take military advice from the French

REBLOGGING BECAUSE OF EVERYTHING OMFG

Historically the “style” died in 1914 because the French would wear bright blue and red uniforms and the British said “that’s a bad idea” and the French said “we look great” then they got sniped.

I visited a WWI battlefield a few years ago and Canadian soldiers used to wear these metal plates on their backs to show that they weren’t German but they reflected sunlight really well so when they tried to hide they were p much as bright as a goddamn lighthouse

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just-shower-thoughts:

The entire purpose of a bayonet is to bring a knife to a gun fight.

Redoubt 9, Battle of Yorktown.  AKA that one time Alexander Hamilton led an entire battalion of soldiers with nothing but bayonets against the fully armed British.  He had half the casualties as any of the battalions attacking with guns.

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thoodleoo:

yknow i get why we make such an effort not to use words like gay and lesbian and bisexual for historical figures because their societies didn’t necessarily have those exact ideas of sexuality and it’s an important thing to remember but at the same time i’m a little cautious about that argument 1. because it’s never used when we call people from history straight and 2. some of these people are really fucking gay. like. alexander the great, after hephaestion’s death, crucified hephaestion’s physician and destroyed the nation of the cossaeans as a sacrifice to hephaestion, whom he wanted to divinize. hadrian deified his male lover antinous and had so many images of him made and left around the empire that every time we find one we’re like oh what do you know, another fucking antinous bust. sappho wrote lines like “that laugh, it sets the heart in my chest to flutter” about women. like shit son that’s gay.

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rejectedprincesses:

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Gouyen (c.1857-1903): Wise Woman of the Apache

Footnotes and citations available in the footnotes on the main site: click here.

Thanks to the Mescalero Apache Tribe for looking over the entry and okaying it for online publication. 

If you’re interested in the book, I put up a ton of details about it here, and you can preorder online here

Next entry, something less grim and gritty. More details behind the cut.

Keep reading

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theweirdwideweb:

Minnesota has the longest unbroken streak voting Democrat of any state (since 1976)—-but I particularly appreciate this electoral map from 84′:

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wackybihistorian:

My mother sent me this card in the mail today, for no other reason than she ‘thought it would amuse’ me.

It did. She knows me well.

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"Charming! Delightful! Never have I enjoyed such a swearing before or since."

— Lafayette talking about George Washington cursing at Charles Lee for the battle of Monmouth (from Washington by Ron Chernow page 342)  (via its1800)

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