littlestartopaz:
captoring:
librarianarchy:
I love when small children identify all quadripedal animals as “doggy!”
It always reminds me of the time Plato offered the definition of a human as any “featherless biped” and Diogenes busted into the Academy with a plucked chicken screaming, “BEHOLD A MAN!”
i love the implication you were there when it happened. good times right
@words-writ-in-starlight
But this sounds like EXACTLY the kind of shit Diogenes would pull.
(via littlestartopaz)
holy-crap-someone-finally:
equestrianrepublican:
maknbacn:
the-vashta-nerada:
bitterempress:
1800’s French Military Uniform

Today’s Military Uniforms

where did all the style go
where was the time when you could just
out-fab your opponents
do you really think it’s a good idea to take military advice from the French
REBLOGGING BECAUSE OF EVERYTHING OMFG
Historically the “style” died in 1914 because the French would wear bright blue and red uniforms and the British said “that’s a bad idea” and the French said “we look great” then they got sniped.
I visited a WWI battlefield a few years ago and Canadian soldiers used to wear these metal plates on their backs to show that they weren’t German but they reflected sunlight really well so when they tried to hide they were p much as bright as a goddamn lighthouse
(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
just-shower-thoughts:
The entire purpose of a bayonet is to bring a knife to a gun fight.
Redoubt 9, Battle of Yorktown. AKA that one time Alexander Hamilton led an entire battalion of soldiers with nothing but bayonets against the fully armed British. He had half the casualties as any of the battalions attacking with guns.
(via windbladess)
"Charming! Delightful! Never have I enjoyed such a swearing before or since."
— Lafayette talking about George Washington cursing at Charles Lee for the battle of Monmouth (from Washington by Ron Chernow page 342) (via its1800)
(Source: bastillesbian, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)