*has never been in a fight in my life* listen. i will beat ur ass
Me: *has never lost a fight in my life* Listen, I will beat your ass.
Them: *sees that I am five-nothing, curvy, and female*
Them: Yeah, right.
Them: *continues touching me*
Them: *freaks out when I almost break their wrist*
Me: Listen, I told you I would beat your ass.
(via a-idontevenknow-thing)
