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I’ve never been called academically kinky before and this is delightful.

happy to help, my perverse buddy, derive derivatives to your lil heart’s content

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i cannot get over how you just compared bdsm to math like was there ever a better analogy, or a more unlikely one

AM I EVEN WRONG THOUGH

editoress replied to your post “what the fuckening knuck is a second derivative it sounds so evil”

How dare you come after my derivatives this way

listen my dude if you want to derive derivatives you can derive derivatives to your deviant little heart’s content.

it’s like bdsm.  if you do it consensually you’re just kinky.  if you do it through coercion or force it should be illegal.  the grand advantages of being a social species are that you can do derivatives while i Do Not.  you can do math for funsies and i will do interesting things for funsies and we will meet in the middle.

Anonymous asked: what the fuckening knuck is a second derivative it sounds so evil

okay so you know how you take a derivative normally?  now take the derivative of that derivative.

if you really want to Suffer™, you can continue taking derivatives until you’re out of exponents or until you burst into tears too heavy to read the equations.

yanderechild:

FUCK THIS!!! im a humanities/arts person!!! FUCK MATH!!! what the fuck is even calculus!!! what r u calculating!!!! fuck off!!!

fuck i’m a STEM person and honestly same, truer words never spoken

anything more than a second derivative should be against the geneva convention

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