durnesque-esque:

cup-o-teatay:

FANCASTING: Atlantis: The Lost Empire


Milo Thatch: Andrew Garfield

‘Kids’ Kidagakash: Zoe Saldana

Commander Rourke: Tommy Lee Jones

Helga Sinclair: Charlize Theron

Audrey Ramirez: Francia Raisa

Dr. Joshua Sweet: Terry Crews

‘Vinny’ Santorini: John Turturro

Gaetan ‘The Mole’: Timothy Spall

Mrs. Packard: Helen Mirren

King Kashekim Nedakh: Morgan Freeman

(inspired by a-mouterus post –>  http://a-mouterus.tumblr.com/post/108387502572/atlantis-the-lost-empire-live-action-fancast  )

Yes. I’ll take one of this, please. 

*whips out check book* I will empty my fucking bank account.

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thefairyknight:

technoturian:

thefairyknight:

Just once I would like the mentor’s beautiful daughter to actually, sincerely hate the hero’s guts.

Like, not like ‘belligerent sexual tension’ hate his guts. Not ‘learn a valuable lesson about resentment and gets over it’ hate his guts. No, just straight up, 100%, wouldn’t-piss-on-you-if-you-were-on-fire, the-sound-of-your-name-makes-me-puke-a-little-in-my-mouth hate his guts.

And my entire kingdom for a story where she ‘helps’ him train and then goes and hands a detailed list of all of his weaknesses and strategies to his rival like ‘kick his fucking ass’.

Alternatively, how about the ‘hero’ is actually the villain, because it turns out that the mentor not trusting his own daughter’s capabilities enough to let her be the chosen one and instead granting phenomenal cosmic powers to the first rando farmboy who comes along actually wasn’t the smartest idea he’s ever had.

Yes this a good addition

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voxmyriad:

bootycap:

bootycap:

buddy cop romcom starring chris evans and tom hardy finding an abandoned puppy at a crime scene and they fight over who has to take care of it only they both end up falling in love with it and then they fight over who gets to keep it until it almost ruins their friendship

and then they realize they’re in love with one another and they all live happily ever after

everyone wins

In Police Custody

“They seized the dog, he seized their hearts.”

Make a poster NOW.

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Trying to prove a point to my mom…

cinnamonfa:

dbvictoria:

bisexualzuko:

readaroundtherosie:

jazzminaveena:

Please reblog this post if you’d go and see a movie starring Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Dormer as lesbian assassins.

File under: things I didnt know I needed until five seconds ago

can we fit lupita nyong’o in there somewhere

Lupita can play the government agent trying to track them down, except she ends up working with them when it turns out her bosses are corrupt.

I want Elizabeth Henstridge as “Q” like character!

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brigidkeely:
“jumpingjacktrash:
“roachpatrol:
“jumpingjacktrash:
“scififreak35:
“softspokenandopenminded:
“stuunalee:
“scarlettjohanssones:
“ HOLY SHIT YES PLEASE
”
DO YOH EV EN HA VE TO ASK
”
WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT. JUST MAKE IT HAPPEN
”
Why...

brigidkeely:

jumpingjacktrash:

roachpatrol:

jumpingjacktrash:

scififreak35:

softspokenandopenminded:

stuunalee:

scarlettjohanssones:

HOLY SHIT YES PLEASE

DO YOH EV EN HA VE TO ASK

WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT. JUST MAKE IT HAPPEN

Why is this even being asked? Is there an option that isn’t “DEARGODYESOMG”?

i fear time travel shenanigans, but i don’t fear them enough to overcome my deep desire to see this teamup

what if no time travel shenanigans. what if it’s little old i’m not dead yet you sanctimonious fucks peggy carter who would like to die with her boots on, and natasha is actual the only agent in the world who can actually keep up with her when she sneaks out of the hospital, steals a few wallets, digs up a few old shield weapons caches, and toodles cheerfully off to europe to go out in a blaze of nazi-hunting glory like she wanted to before her damn grandkids came over all fussy and took her guns away. 

natasha romanoff has been trained as a remorseless and deadly superspy since she was a baby and she is so, so, so glad that she was never assigned to keep up with agent carter before the two hip surgeries, a knee replacement, and a case of alzheimer’s took a bit of her edge off. 

natasha calls steve every night and bitches about what deranged death-defying shit the ancient hellbat has managed to live through today and steve just giggles at her over the phone. 

‘put peggy on,’ he says.

‘i will not, the two of you just encourage each other.’

‘is that steve?’ peggy wants to know.

‘NO.’

‘put steve on the phone, i want to sext him.’

NO.”

‘natasha give peggy the phone.’

#battle granny#at one point she drags a large and terrified blonde personal trainer into a mob shoot-out#it’s not a good time for anyone#rogers you are being a shit backup today what is your problem#“MY NAME IS BRAD AND I WANT TO GO HOME

i feel vaguely guilty for how much i want this to happen

In Marvel Comics canon, Natasha Romanov is the same age as Captain Steve Rogers. I would ~love~ to see that explored in a movie with Black Widow and Agent Carter in the 40s or 50s. OR to see her play a previous incarnation of Black Widow with Agent Carter or something… her mom or grandma or a completely unrelated woman. A defector to the USA who’s got secrets to sell and debts to pay and hunters after her eager to silence her.

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jcatgrl:

copperbadge:

persinetteinthetower:

moriartythetease:

So what happens if two people who have promised their firstborn to separate witches have a child together? Do they both just pop up in the nursery and have a custody battle?

I need a book about a little girl whose parents had promised their firstborn to different witches and the only way that both ends of the deal were fulfilled was for them to have joint custody of the child.

I love it!

And then the witches, forced to share a cottage while raising their joint stolen child, fall in love…

#more witch-centric lesbian fairytale rom-coms#….a sentence I never thought I’d type

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themaraudersinmyheart:
“Look I just summed up the entire ‘’the Marauders movie’’ plot in just one gif
”

themaraudersinmyheart:

Look I just summed up the entire ‘’the Marauders movie’’ plot in just one gif

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