justbadpuns:

A crossover between King Midas and King Oedipus would be pure motherfucking gold

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spec-fiction-leigh:

joshpeck:

thigh-high-senpai:

thigh-high-senpai:

me: *to my grandchildren* this roomba is a priceless artifact of our family. our heirloomba.

people unfollowed me because of this post

good

@littlestartopaz

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6 was scared of 7 because 7, 8 ,9 but why did 7 eat 9?

littlestartopaz:

simonein2015:

reallyfunnyshortjokes:

Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day.

this is advanced

@spec-fiction-leigh @words-writ-in-starlight

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littlestartopaz:

graphiteknight:

I feel like this joke has been done before but I still wanted to draw it.

@spec-fiction-leigh @words-writ-in-starlight

wizardlyvassal:

baeddelshinsgirl:

Besides training all the major Greek heroes, Chiron was also a doctor.

That would make him the Centaur for Disease Control.

*sigh*

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littlestartopaz:

william-snekspeare:

cloysterbell:

cloysterbell:

What do you call a snake that’s exactly 3.14 feet long? 

A πthon

I want this in my tombstone

@words-writ-in-starlight

sopranish:

owlmylove:

bedabug:

making a new password like
me: beefstew
computer: sorry password not stroganoff

oh my god

*slowclap*

@littlestartopaz

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littlestartopaz:
“patrickat:
“ palaeontology-official:
“ geopsum:
“I really hope they got her drift.
”
I guess that’s why they have so many plates.
”
I want to know whose fault this is.
”
@spec-fiction-leigh @words-writ-in-starlight @momster90”

littlestartopaz:

patrickat:

palaeontology-official:

geopsum:

I really hope they got her drift.

I guess that’s why they have so many plates.

I want to know whose fault this is.

@spec-fiction-leigh @words-writ-in-starlight @momster90
littlestartopaz:
“enzocomics:
“3 DAYS LEFT on the Kickstarter for my book! We’re fully funded – it’s happening! Thank you for your support :) http://cuek.co/kickstarter
”
@fujoshi-kianna-leigh @words-writ-in-starlight”

littlestartopaz:

enzocomics:

3 DAYS LEFT on the Kickstarter for my book! We’re fully funded – it’s happening! Thank you for your support :) http://cuek.co/kickstarter

@fujoshi-kianna-leigh @words-writ-in-starlight

queenanthai:

osheamobile:

The real reason Bruce Wayne keeps training kids is so that there’s eventually a gradually cascading order of vigilantes protecting Gotham. When you defeat one, there’s a slightly smaller one just behind, ready to pick up the slack.

Batryoshka dolls.

I am going to fucking set you on fire

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