A crossover between King Midas and King Oedipus would be pure motherfucking gold
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me: *to my grandchildren* this roomba is a priceless artifact of our family. our heirloomba.
people unfollowed me because of this post
good
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6 was scared of 7 because 7, 8 ,9 but why did 7 eat 9?
@spec-fiction-leigh @words-writ-in-starlightBecause you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day.
this is advanced
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@spec-fiction-leigh @words-writ-in-starlightI feel like this joke has been done before but I still wanted to draw it.
Besides training all the major Greek heroes, Chiron was also a doctor.
That would make him the Centaur for Disease Control.
*sigh*
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@words-writ-in-starlightWhat do you call a snake that’s exactly 3.14 feet long?
A πthon
I want this in my tombstone
making a new password like
me: beefstew
computer: sorry password not stroganoffoh my god
*slowclap*
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@spec-fiction-leigh @words-writ-in-starlight @momster90I really hope they got her drift.
I guess that’s why they have so many plates.
I want to know whose fault this is.
@fujoshi-kianna-leigh @words-writ-in-starlight3 DAYS LEFT on the Kickstarter for my book! We’re fully funded – it’s happening! Thank you for your support :) http://cuek.co/kickstarter
The real reason Bruce Wayne keeps training kids is so that there’s eventually a gradually cascading order of vigilantes protecting Gotham. When you defeat one, there’s a slightly smaller one just behind, ready to pick up the slack.
Batryoshka dolls.
I am going to fucking set you on fire
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