Oh my god @littlestartopazI love that hermione’s reaction to finding out hagrid is hatching a dragon in his fireplace is “hagrid you live in a wooden house”
She’s definitely going right to the heart of the problem though.
I think you mean right to the /HEARTH/ of the problem, eh? Eh?
(via adeptarcanist)
@fujoshi-kianna-leigh @words-writ-in-starlight @twistedangelsaysthe word “sabotage” is p much short for “fucking shit up with a wooden shoe”
what
fucking shit up with a wooden shoe
oh my god
well wooden shoe look at that
I’M FUCKING CRYING AT THAT PUN BE MY FRIEND PLEASE
(Source: bigmysteriousmoon, via littlestartopaz)
Having fun with @words-writ-in-starlight last night, puns are the best. :D
I have negative regrets
@fujoshi-kianna-leigh @words-writ-in-starlight 💕Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose
(via littlestartopaz)
my roommate and their classmates are burning & sacrificing an animal cracker to pray for their greek final to be canceled
WOW
(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
greencerenkov asked: As far as I am concerned, the only argument I care about for pronunciation of 'gif' is that a hard 'g' is what allows one to say "beware geeks bearing gifs"
Now that’s a line of reasoning I can endorse.
DONE AND DONE
HERE, HAVE A JOKE IN SPANISH:
“-sabe inglés?
-si
-como se dice ”un zapato” en inglés?
-a shoe
-salud
-gracias”
@fujoshi-kianna-leigh @words-writ-in-starlight :D love you guys
(via littlestartopaz)
yesterday i drove by an elementary school in dc called Horace Mann Elementary and their mascot was a centaur and it took me a second to make the connection and when i did i i almost started screaming but i was in the car with my coworker who i don’t know very well so i had to silently suffer for what felt like hours. horse man
im crying its real god bless em https://www.facebook.com/HoraceMannDC/
(via clockwork-mockingbird)
I am really interested in these tag posts so here is another
the
cry
baby
love
see
ha
happy
perfect
(via n-haught)
Vodka Tia Moran
