Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

mutiemenace:

coolhandofagirl:

yesterday i drove by an elementary school in dc called Horace Mann Elementary and their mascot was a centaur and it took me a second to make the connection and when i did i i almost started screaming but i was in the car with my coworker who i don’t know very well so i had to silently suffer for what felt like hours. horse man

im crying its real god bless em https://www.facebook.com/HoraceMannDC/

(via clockwork-mockingbird)

soulsthatknow:

I am really interested in these tag posts so here is another

the
cry
baby
love
see
ha
happy
perfect

(via n-haught)

mourningw00d:

communistbakery:

if you were a flower
you’d be a damnnnndelion

Dandelions are weeds

Okay but they might be someone’s favorite flower anyway.

(via ailleee)

richiewhite:

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “you’re in here alot, are you an alcoholic?”

The horse ponders for a minute and responds “I don’t think I am”
And poof he disappears

This is where philosophy students start to snicker, as they are familiar with Descartes postulate, “I think, therefore I am.”

But telling you that first would be putting Descartes before the horse

(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

the-stonedsoldier:

the-stonedsoldier:

Black Panther bakes some Jewish bread for a party thrown by a Norse God

T’Challa’s hallah for the Valhalla gala

I didn’t spend 30 minutes googling words that rhymed with T'Challa for this to get 60 notes

(Source: thestonedsoldier, via fireflyca)

littlestartopaz:

orangeslut:

ballpointpun:

fuckyeahitsalltimelow:

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE LIFESAVER MINTS HAVE A HOLE IN THE MIDDLE BECAUSE IF IT GETS CAUGHT IN YOUR THROAT YOU CAN STILL BREATHE.

that feature sounds like a real life saver

i hate everyone

@fujoshi-kianna-leigh

(Source: theleagueofasses, via littlestartopaz)

squigglydigg:

holydorksbatman:

squigglydigg:

squigglydigg:

what does a skeleton call his closest homie

his vertebruh

Is that because homies always have each others backs

you

I like you

(Source: squigglydigglydoo, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)