Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

What do you call 2000 mockingbirds?

the-rain-monster:

rhube:

a-tergo-lupi:

2 kilomockingbirds

no

yes

@littlestartopaz

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Anonymous asked: in your avatar au, I have a mighty need for someone (joly/bossuet) to go crazy with the "bending" puns, like "oh grantaire went on a bender again," "don't get all bent out of shape," "I'm bending over backwards here," "this is just mind-bending," etc

OH FRIEND, I HAVE PLANS.  Specifically those plans involve Grantaire’s current lack of air-bending expertise and Bahorel and Joly/Bousset playing peanut gallery.  I got you.  If people want to submit bending puns go for it, although I can’t promise that all of them will get used.

greencerenkov asked: As far as I am concerned, the only argument I care about for pronunciation of 'gif' is that a hard 'g' is what allows one to say "beware geeks bearing gifs"

minutia-r:

dagny-hashtaggart:

Now that’s a line of reasoning I can endorse.

@kawabiala

DONE AND DONE

littlestartopaz:

jamesniall:

HERE, HAVE A JOKE IN SPANISH:

“-sabe inglés?

-si

-como se dice ”un zapato” en inglés?

-a shoe

-salud

-gracias”

@fujoshi-kianna-leigh @words-writ-in-starlight :D love you guys

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mutiemenace:

coolhandofagirl:

yesterday i drove by an elementary school in dc called Horace Mann Elementary and their mascot was a centaur and it took me a second to make the connection and when i did i i almost started screaming but i was in the car with my coworker who i don’t know very well so i had to silently suffer for what felt like hours. horse man

im crying its real god bless em https://www.facebook.com/HoraceMannDC/

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mourningw00d:

communistbakery:

if you were a flower
you’d be a damnnnndelion

Dandelions are weeds

Okay but they might be someone’s favorite flower anyway.

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richiewhite:

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “you’re in here alot, are you an alcoholic?”

The horse ponders for a minute and responds “I don’t think I am”
And poof he disappears

This is where philosophy students start to snicker, as they are familiar with Descartes postulate, “I think, therefore I am.”

But telling you that first would be putting Descartes before the horse

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the-stonedsoldier:

the-stonedsoldier:

Black Panther bakes some Jewish bread for a party thrown by a Norse God

T’Challa’s hallah for the Valhalla gala

I didn’t spend 30 minutes googling words that rhymed with T'Challa for this to get 60 notes

(Source: thestonedsoldier, via fireflyca)