this is so funny
THIS IS SOMETHING I WOULD DO
The fucking water tho
HAHA
THE SCREAM AT THE END.
HE SOUNDS SO BETRAYED.
(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via starwarsisgay)
My shrimp is so weird like when I touch it, it changes colors and kinda spasms sometimes idk
like it was kinda pinkish and then it turned red and now its yellow
and it has a stripe that wasn’t there before
its weird
clarification
MY PET SHRIMP
further clarafication
SHRIMP
IN
A
FISH TANK
This is worth the read.
(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
(photos via @snickers)
Honestly that’s a brilliant marketing strategy
Can you imagine being an intern and your boss comes up to you one day and says “hey wander around the city and put these stickers wherever someone fucked up.”
(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via johanirae)
Why grow balls when you can grow a vagina
vaginas don’t represent courage, dignity, or strength
I’m sorry, when you can push a five to ten pound human out of your body then you can talk to us about courage, dignity and strength.
Say it one more time.
im sorry but i’m caught up on the fact that muffiedank was implying the idea that balls represent courage, dignity, or strength
please, you can crush balls in a minute
(via yea-lets-do-this-shit)
J Hall Comics really delivered with this one (via Imgur)
(Source: icantbelieveitsalawblog, via clockwork-mockingbird)
guest challenges gaston to a push up contest. (x)
bonus:
This video literally gave me life
(Source: thorithorson, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
Black Widow can kill a man using just her thighs. Going down on her isn’t so much a sex act as a trust exercise.
(via goblinbutch)
