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Aries:
"Her tits are fucking glorious."
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Taurus:
"Yea I have sexual daydreams about him."
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Gemini:
"I started a notebook where I just write down everything I say because I say a lot of funny stuff."
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Cancer:
"Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. FOR FUCK'S SAKE. MY BIRTHDAY IS JULY 16 WHAT'S MY SIGN."
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Leo:
"My brother said he's going to help me get abs. Thank God, he's fucking ripped."
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Virgo:
"Why are you sitting there? That's where my bag sits."
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Libra:
"Look at these. *pulls out a pack of dry erase markers* I have every single color."
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Scorpio:
" I told my mom jokingly that I liked My Little Pony and she fucking bought me a poster. *gestures to poster*"
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Sagittarius:
"This better be important I was watching Pocahantas."
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Capricorn:
"Watch this. This is something you would do.....if you were a lizard."
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Aquarius:
"3 words. Hello. Kitty. Underwear."
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Pisces:
"I will pee on you. I will literally pee all over you. I'll paint your house yellow with my piss. Give me the fucking remote."
