Alllll the groveling, guys.  All of it.  Remember how I was talking about totally not having time to write long fics?  I TOTALLY don’t.  But I am.  So here.

Anyone who guessed Enjolras’ in-universe identity before the big reveal gets a cookie.  Also I am taking votes on whether I should include smut and up the rating of this thing, and yeah, I’m taking those votes now because it takes me a goddamn long time to write smut.  I have to, like, prepare myself, if y’all want smut.