against-stars:

against-stars:

the fact that divine leliana absolutely refuses to hire anyone that doesn’t get along with her nug babies is the most charming and delightful thing in the world and if i didn’t already want to marry her i’d want to marry her even more

ALSO the fact that in the face of rumors about her inappropriate relationship with the warden she just straight up erased the laws against it like

“most holy you’re not really supposed to be making out with your girlfriend in the grand cathedral all the time”

“who’s going to stop me?? the divine?? well i asked me and i now declare us divine and wife, au revoir”

(via clockwork-mockingbird)

anarchyinblack:

Princess Leia, who moments ago dropped out of hyperspace after fleeing the first major battle of the Galactic Civil War: Lord Vader, I should have known. Only you could be so bold. The Imperial Senate will not sit for this, when they hear you’ve attacked a diplomatic…

Darth Vader, who literally just saw this happen an hour ago at most and watched her ship take off: Don’t play games with me, Your Highness. You weren’t on any mercy mission this time. You passed directly through a restricted system. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you.

Princess Leia, who received the data from the hands of a man who witnessed Vader kill a dozen people on his way there: I don’t know what you’re talking about. I’m a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan.

Darth Vader, who has been following her the entire time and can read minds:

(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

Announcement

I am watching Curse of the Black Pearl, and I am still super fucking committed to Elizabeth Swann, she of the wild eyes and voice like Damascus steel and hungry heart of a pirate.