shorm:
shorm:
shorm:
There are two types of people in the world: those who react to learning that you can use touch screens with your tongue with disgust and those who immediately go to lick their phones.
i’m gonna go ahead and assume that the reason this doesn’t have many notes is because you’re all too busy making out with your phones
i’m so glad this has taken off because












i was right
(Source: shorm, via anacfranco)
artificialimperialism:
myuncertainlife:
fandom-fox:
spoopyphilia:
did you know when you suddenly jerk awake while falling asleep, another version of you from a different timeline just died
This post fucked me up.
It’s actually because you’re heart rate decreased so quickly that you’re brain jerks you awake to make sure you’re still alive.
i dont know wHICH ONE IS WORSE
(Source: dutchster, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)