captnsulu:

[deep sigh] ok well…….here’s part three of paladin memes bc my children are just. so memeable. drill per usual; hope u enjoy !!!

part 1 here / part 2 here

  • [voltron falls] / “parkour”
  • “i need you to be straight with me” / [muffled laughter]
  • “i love you” / shiro: WHAT / “sorry i was talking to ur biceps lol”
  • the rest of the paladins forming a Leave Shiro Alone squad (complete with pidge making loud siren noises & a stop-sign that keith procures out of nowhere)
    • [shiro getting singled out by the galra] LEAVE SHIRO ALONE
    • [shiro gettin’ his ass beat] LEAVE SHIRO ALONE
    • [shiro being self-deprecating] LEAVE SHIRO ALONE
  • “does this make me look smexy?” / “what does the m stand for” / pidge, from across the castle: SLOPE
  • lance: [talking to the back of keith’s hair like it’s a person]
  • “dtf means down to fight right?” / “………….keep him safe”
  • “WHY ARE U TEXTIN G MY LION FROM UR LION WE HAVE A COMMS UNIT” 
  • [2 people standing in the same room] / (yelling): SAVE ROOM FOR JESUS
  • lance: [opens his mouth] / pidge: wow i just got a really bad migraine
  • “shiro why is ur eyeliner so perfect” / “it’s bc i’m a raging homosexual” / “yeah that sounds- wait what”
  • [hunk using his bayard to summon that huge-ass voltron gun] / pidge, screaming: PULL THE TRIGGER PIGLET!!!!!!
  • [someone fucks up] “OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS”
  • [castle getting enemy attack alert] / [spongegar]
  • [halfway through battle] / [points at alien] / “need me a freak like that”
  • hunk is the only one who’s safe from the memes. it’s bc he’s too good and loving and kind. he can’t be touched. he’s unmemeable.
  • shiro: “please stop playing the history of japan video okay im jAPANESE I KNOW-” / “-HOW BOUT I DO IT ANYWAY”
  • constantly quoting hamilton songs
    • “i demand you to tell me where you’re from” / “…unimportant there’s a million things i haven’t done”
    • “pidge…don’t you think those are enough bombs for the-” / “I WILL NEVER BE SATISFIED”
    • [abandoned settlement] / “…..it’s quiet uptown”
    • [allura walks in] / “HERE comes the GENERAL”
  • allura having the body temperature of an ice cube and exploiting it on a daily basis
  • “big eraser for big mistakes” / “give it here” / “why?” / “i’m gonna use it to get rid of lance”
  • [grand entrance into enemy base] / “squad”
  • pidge/shiro/keith tying up their bangs when training
  • purposely talking about Earth Things in front of coran so he’ll ask about them
    • coran: what’s a “lap dance”? / “shiro can show u” / shiro: WHAT
    • coran: how do you “drop the bass”?
    • coran: what is whipping? isn’t it painful?
    • (lmao he’s like an old grandma, bless him)
  • [gets stabbed] “yikes”
  • alternatively: [gets stabbed] “can i keep this?”
  • keith is disproportionately good at making noodles and it really bothers everybody
  • [forms cheerleader pyramid] / pidge, while climbing over everybody’s asses: u know when i said this would be a fun team bonding exercise, i didn’t mean it literally
  • [keith struggling to get his helmet off] / “free him”
  • [lion malfunctions] / “get up bitch ur fine”
  • shiro starts using the clapping meme to give orders. but like,..,, with actual clapping (via @spaceshiro)
  • lance: [rickrolls someone] / “tHIS IS A VERBAL CONVERSATION”
  • the valor/mystic/instinct discourse
  • [alien makes eye contact with shiro] / lance: [sings “every time we touch” by cascada]

(via patroclvss)

Tags: voltron I LOVE i mean i headcanon shiro as a raging bisexual but YEAH