littlestartopaz:

kasualkaymer:

fuckyeahcharacterdevelopment:

pappyjoes:

i hate writing historical fic because every five sentences you’re googling random shit like “when did billiards become popular in america” & i’ll have you know it was the 1820s

fun fact my pals the word ‘okay’ or ‘O.K.’ (the abbreviation for the old timey spelling of ‘all correct’) was popularized in 1840 by Van Buren’s US presidential election slogan and seeing it in historical fiction before then feels like a little glitch in the matrix, but seeing it in an Old Timey Fantasy setting sends me down the rabbit hole of how a fantasy world language would be brutal to translate, and language in general is a trip, and nothing means anything, probably 

I just want to add a correction: O.K. was not an abbreviation for an “old-timey” spelling of “all correct”; it is in fact an abbreviation for an INTENTIONAL MISSPELLING of “all correct.” There was a short-lived period in the 1800s where it became amusing and trendy to flagrantly misspell conversational phrases and then abbreviate them, and “O.K.” is the only one to survive to the present day.

O.K. is an ancient MEME.

@fujoshi-kianna-leigh … About that not tagging people in things…. @words-writ-in-starlight @twistedangelsays

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Anonymous asked: But what if Han had actually been raised in the Temple, ie, Anakin never went postal, so when the council decides it's time for Anaking to take on another padawan they give him Han

suzukiblu:

Then the Council has made a stupid-ass decision, but they’re the ones who’ll be paying for the property damage so I guess they have the right to. >> 

“Uh no I’m leaving the Order, the war’s over, I’m not–” Anakin attempts, except suddenly there is a cranky and untenable nine year-old in his apartment and Anakin realizes that at some point he has been tagged as the Problem Padawan Whisperer, oh no

Welp, time to do the logical thing and make sure the Council regrets ever letting them meet each other, then. 

“Hey, kid, what are your feelings on pod-racing?” 

Initiate Solo has NEVER perked up so much at something a master said. 

oh-mother-of-darkness:

Reasons to be happy today:

  • The Waynes, being a noble and ancient house, do have a family motto– it’s dignified and Latin, and it’s on the family crest– but the current generation has decided that the family motto is actually “talk shit, get hit” and frankly, Bruce doesn’t know how to handle that
  • “Could somebody please remind Tim of the family motto” “Talk shit, get hit, Timothy” why are his kids like this?? Translating it into Latin doesn’t make it legitimate, but nice try
  • Tim and Damian have one of those “It has been __ days since our last incident” dry erase boards hanging in kitchen. They have never hit double digits, and they are not ashamed. 
  • You know those people that spoil the movie halfway through because they figured out what’s going to happen? Bruce. And because he does that, all of his kids try to beat him to the punch. The Detective Clan has been permanently disinvited from all superhero movie nights. (Especially Dick. He’s the worst offender.)
  • Since Duke is entering the batfamily– and living in the Manor– with very little knowledge of the existing members, odds are most of his information about the other kids will come from Damian. Please. Imagine that trainwreck. 

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the-other-51:

linmanuel:

crissmiranda:

Well you know what my rule is, I make the reporter beatbox.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA They think they’re being so cute by asking until they have to put work in too ;)

That Slytherin smile tho. 

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theliteraryluggage:

strawberryorange:

core-chara:

ojohierro:

omfgheatherrr:

@ojohierro you’ll enjoy this I think

Indeed, this is exactly the sort of content I like to see on my dash.

Oh, D&D divine treasure.

These are perfect

These are hilarious :D I love the Sorcerer one, perfect for Lessandero. 

BUT do I have a story about the Cleric

We just started a new campaign a while ago where our characters were forced into a team against their will. And the Cleric is of a religion that condemns all beings that aren’t human or maybe elvish as evil, godless creatures from hell who don’t deserve to live. That goes doubly, of course, for tieflings. Well, guess what I’m playing?

My tiefling rogue was very tempted to just stab him and get on with it, but there were Circumstances preventing us from killing each other. Just killing each other. No one said anything about being nice.

So, of course, the Cleric keeps insulting and cursing me, and the group’s Dragonborn as well, and telling us we deserve to die and what foul creatures we are etc, leading to him being regularly punched in the face.

Now but it wasn’t until our first fight - and keep in mind we were all still level 1 at this point, leaving us with all of 8-11 hit points - that we realized FUCKING BASTARD CLERIC IS OUR HEALER. So even if he was gonna heal us in the first place (which is doubtful, seeing as we don’t deserve to live), he sure as hell wouldn’t after we kept threatening him and punching him in the face.

Thankfully the elf was the only one getting seriously hurt, but we still had to force him practically at knife point to heal her. 

This is gonna be a fun campaign yet.

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slyrider:
“ohmygodwaytoolong:
“ I’M JUST LIKE MY COUNTRY
I’M YOUNG SHAGGY AND HUMPY
”
@words-writ-in-starlight
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slyrider:

ohmygodwaytoolong:

I’M JUST LIKE MY COUNTRY

I’M YOUNG SHAGGY AND HUMPY

@words-writ-in-starlight

bodtsmarco:

the ANGEL OF DEATH.

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nothingeverlost:

ramosanthonys:

(x)

I don’t know what this is but I love it.

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iammorethanmemory:

#Ham4Ham 10/24/15 - The Schuyler Georges (x)

‘Look around, look around’

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The Best of the X-Men on Texts From Superheroes

     

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