Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

elrondxrn:

dreamingstarkly:

ealperin:

avacadoatlaw:

buddy cop movie with hayley atwell and idris elba as unlikely partners and dwayne the rock johnson as the bakery owner who witnesses a violent crime in the alley behind his shop and has to be protected

#what do you mean you don’t know how to punch? you’re jacked dude! #hey making dough isn’t easy! these are the result of grating carrots for carrot cake!

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I DIDN’T KNOW I NEEDED THIS UNTIL NOW

(Source: showgirlsteve, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

everyworldneedslove:

confringo-:

goddessofidiocy:

james bond

bond girl

high-powered villain

done

i’ll take three whole movies of it

Originally posted by your-reaction-gifs

WHERE DO I FUCKING BUY TICKETS?

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EVERY TIME I GET REMINDED THAT CHUCK NORRIS IS A TWAT, I WONDER WHY WE’RE NOT MAKING THOSE JOKES ABOUT SOMEONE WHO’S ACTUALLY COOL

nuderefsarebest:

drtanner:

Like Idris Elba, for example. I can’t think of a single Chuck Norris joke that couldn’t be far better applied to Idris Elba.

• THERE USED TO BE A STREET NAMED AFTER IDRIS ELBA BUT THEY HAD TO RENAME IT BECAUSE NO ONE CROSSES IDRIS ELBA AND LIVES.
  
• IDRIS ELBA AND SUPERMAN ONCE FOUGHT EACH OTHER FOR A BET. THE LOSER HAD TO START WEARING HIS UNDERWEAR ON THE OUTSIDE OF HIS PANTS.
  
• SOME MAGICIANS CAN WALK ON WATER. IDRIS ELBA CAN SWIM THROUGH LAND.
  
• IDRIS ELBA CAN SLAM A REVOLVING DOOR.
  
• DEATH ONCE HAD A NEAR-IDRIS ELBA EXPERIENCE.
  
• IDRIS ELBA IS IMMUNE TO HEART ATTACKS. HIS HEART ISN’T NEARLY FOOLISH ENOUGH TO ATTACK HIM.
  
• IDRIS ELBA CAN WIN A GAME OF CONNECT FOUR IN THREE MOVES.
  
• WHEN IDRIS ELBA DOES A PRESS-UP, HE ISN’T LIFTING HIMSELF UP. HE’S PUSHING THE EARTH DOWN.
  

Try to tell me this shit isn’t better with Idris Elba.

You can’t. Because it is.

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