@ojohierro you’ll enjoy this I think
Indeed, this is exactly the sort of content I like to see on my dash.
Oh, D&D divine treasure.
These are perfect
These are hilarious :D I love the Sorcerer one, perfect for Lessandero.
BUT do I have a story about the Cleric
We just started a new campaign a while ago where our characters were forced into a team against their will. And the Cleric is of a religion that condemns all beings that aren’t human or maybe elvish as evil, godless creatures from hell who don’t deserve to live. That goes doubly, of course, for tieflings. Well, guess what I’m playing?
My tiefling rogue was very tempted to just stab him and get on with it, but there were Circumstances preventing us from killing each other. Just killing each other. No one said anything about being nice.
So, of course, the Cleric keeps insulting and cursing me, and the group’s Dragonborn as well, and telling us we deserve to die and what foul creatures we are etc, leading to him being regularly punched in the face.
Now but it wasn’t until our first fight - and keep in mind we were all still level 1 at this point, leaving us with all of 8-11 hit points - that we realized FUCKING BASTARD CLERIC IS OUR HEALER. So even if he was gonna heal us in the first place (which is doubtful, seeing as we don’t deserve to live), he sure as hell wouldn’t after we kept threatening him and punching him in the face.
Thankfully the elf was the only one getting seriously hurt, but we still had to force him practically at knife point to heal her.
This is gonna be a fun campaign yet.
(Source: jobe00, via bronzedragon)
