Anonymous asked: Moran, have you seen John Wick 1 or 2? And if you have, what are your thoughts/feelings on the ball of angry Keanu Reeves plays?

I have seen John Wick and very much want to see John Wick 2 because I will tell you a few things that are very important to me:

  • Angry Keanu Reeves
  • Beautifully choreographed fight scenes
  • Dogs!  (Yes a dog dies and it’s very sad but he gETS ANOTHER DOG, headcanon that John Wick is the only assassin in the world who has 15 dogs at home, they’re all beautiful and incredibly well cared for and he loved them all very much.)
  • Beautifully choreographed fight scenes iN SUITS
  • Honestly Keanu Reeves in general?  I like him a lot.  I was introduced to Bill & Ted very young and have not been able to figure out what the fuck people’s issue with him is since then.  I recommend Constantine for more gratuitous Keanu Reeves violence with intricate underworlds and good one-liners.  Constantine is one of my top five favorite movies and I’m actually weirdly into the theology in it.
  • Complex networks of underground criminal enterprises with Rules (and God save you if you break The Rules)
  • Literally any form of media in which the main character is the best and most competent person in any given room, and which isn’t afraid to embrace that wholeheartedly (I really dislike the concept of a character being ‘too competent’ but that’s a separate rant)
  • Neutral ground hotels/bars/whatever
  • The moment on the phone with the Russian mob boss where he’s very angry that someone dared to hit his (useless) son, and he’s told that the guy killed John Wick’s dog and took his car, and the mob boss just goes very silent for a moment before he says “Oh”

So anyway I love that movie it’s very fun and I like movies with a lot of gratuitous detail in their criminal empires.  Also apparently Keanu Reeves trained for John Wick at the same time that Charlize Theron was training for Atomic Blonde (I haven’t even seen that movie yet but I can already tell you: we could make a religion out of that) and they sparred a lot during that time period.

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“ Man of the moment Keanu Reeves has shown his generosity by giving away £50 million of his earnings from the Matrix sequels. The 38-year-old decided to hand...

airspaniel:

utf2005:

fluffy-overlord:

bitchwhoyoukiddin:

drst:

unbelievable-facts:

Man of the moment Keanu Reeves has shown his generosity by giving away £50 million of his earnings from the Matrix sequels. The 38-year-old decided to hand over the money to the unsung heroes of the sci-fi blockbusters - the costume and special effects teams.

*fistbump*

Confirmed.  He’s also dumped millions into cancer research.  I really do love Keanu Reeves a lot.

Keanu Reeves is like the nicest person. He still lives in an apartment/flat and he gives most of his money away to charities and people who need it. He even invites some paparazzi people to sit down and eat with him when he’s at a coffee shop or restaurant. He’s such a nice person.

When I was working on the UWS, one of my delivery guys accidentally backed his scooter into a parked car in front of the restaurant. I went out to help, since the driver didn’t speak much English, and it turned out the car belonged to Keanu Reeves. He helped us pick the scooter up, and when I asked if we could exchange insurance information (because the front of the car was pretty banged up), he kept telling us not to worry about it and put his hand on the driver’s shoulder and said “I just want to make sure you’re okay, man. Are you okay?” And he was so sincere about it and so kind that I decided in that moment I would always defend Keanu Reeves at all costs. He is an excellent man.

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Keanu Reeves is a vampire.

muppetsational:

ladyincarnadine:

beautiful-thorn-beastly-rose:

thetoolazytothinkupacoolnameblog:

theinsanerobin:

image

Now, look at this:

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That’s “Paul Mounet”, a french actor, who “died” in 1922.

His body never was found.

Then, look at this:

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An unknown man, painted in 1530 by Parmigianino.

Compare them:

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He’s a motherfucking vampire

His beard in 2011 even grows the same way as the painting in 1530

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I totally believe this to be true.

(Source: vazerick, via adelindschade)

Keanu Reeves is a vampire.

muppetsational:

ladyincarnadine:

beautiful-thorn-beastly-rose:

thetoolazytothinkupacoolnameblog:

theinsanerobin:

image

Now, look at this:

image

That’s “Paul Mounet”, a french actor, who “died” in 1922.

His body never was found.

Then, look at this:

image

An unknown man, painted in 1530 by Parmigianino.

Compare them:

image

image

He’s a motherfucking vampire

His beard in 2011 even grows the same way as the painting in 1530

image

I totally believe this to be true.

(Source: vazerick, via adelindschade)

Keanu Reeves is a vampire.

muppetsational:

ladyincarnadine:

beautiful-thorn-beastly-rose:

thetoolazytothinkupacoolnameblog:

theinsanerobin:

image

Now, look at this:

image

That’s “Paul Mounet”, a french actor, who “died” in 1922.

His body never was found.

Then, look at this:

image

An unknown man, painted in 1530 by Parmigianino.

Compare them:

image
image

He’s a motherfucking vampire

His beard in 2011 even grows the same way as the painting in 1530

image

I totally believe this to be true.

LIFE CANON ACCEPTED

(Source: vazerick, via clockwork-mockingbird)

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