Romanced Divine Cassandra vs Romanced Divine Leliana

  • Divine Cassandra: I will always love you, but as the Divine I must chose my devotion to my people and to the Maker first. As is tradition, I will take a vow of celibacy.
  • Divine Leliana: Let's be realistic, I'm never giving up sex and I'm installing a wine fountain next to the sunburst throne.

against-stars:

against-stars:

the fact that divine leliana absolutely refuses to hire anyone that doesn’t get along with her nug babies is the most charming and delightful thing in the world and if i didn’t already want to marry her i’d want to marry her even more

ALSO the fact that in the face of rumors about her inappropriate relationship with the warden she just straight up erased the laws against it like

“most holy you’re not really supposed to be making out with your girlfriend in the grand cathedral all the time”

“who’s going to stop me?? the divine?? well i asked me and i now declare us divine and wife, au revoir”

(via clockwork-mockingbird)

Finals: inquisition style

equal-opportunity-sith-lords:

messere-daenerys:

Leliana: I can discretely send in spies to take your tests for you.
Josephine: we have connections with the school, I can get a school administrator to give you all A’s.
Cullen: This is too important, I can send in troops to rip up all of the tests.

That’s it. That’s the game.

(via drawsshits)