pureslime:

there are actually so many good things about the new Star Trek movie, but here’s a few that you folks might be interested in.

  • No womanizing Captain Kirk.
  • It gives ample time to all the main cast.
  • Doesn’t focus on Kirk alone.
  • Lots of Bones/Spock dialogue and development.
  • No weird underwear shots.
  • No obnoxious lens flares.
  • A plot that revolves around promoting friendship, peace, and diversity.
  • No sexist jokes.
  • Idris Elba.
  • A wholesome, fun, positive, space adventure that isn’t weighed down by tiresome stereotypes or edginess.
  • The best goddamn use of “Sabotage” by the Beastie Boys.

Please watch it. Please. They know what they’re doing now. Give the movie your money because goddamn it deserves it.

This movie just. GETS IT.

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lesliecrusher:

it absolutely blows my mind when i think of how much star trek is just straight up bad…..like three entire movies are irredeemably Bad ™, 5-10% of the episodes are Bad, so many tie-in novels are Bad, and yet i love it with my entire body and soul and would die for it

I want to be offended, but you’re not even wrong.  And I would still die for the Federation in a heartbeat.

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A 5 Headcanons request from @littlestartopaz. “Okay, let’s see…. New Star Trek world, where old Kirk came through with old Spock.”

Oh my God I love it, it would be a mess, we’re gonna do double headcanons for it, I love these guys.  We’re gonna need a read-more on this sucker, and I swear to God that this is only ten headcanons, but it got so out of hand.

  • Through methods unknown but probably involving the Nexus, ex-Admiral James T. Kirk got snatched off the bridge of the Enterprise just before the collapse that would have killed him, and between one blink and another he’s on a sleek silver-and-white ship with an elderly Vulcan at the controls, bursting out of…what, a black hole? Maybe he’s dead after all, because what the fuck.
    • “Who the hell are you?” Kirk blurts before he can think it through, and the Vulcan spins around like…well, like a human, startled and alarmed.
    • Jim?” the Vulcan demands after a long pause, and that look of unsuccessfully repressed shock is familiar.
    • Spock?” Kirk half-shouts.  And then they’re being sucked into a giant tentacled ship and it’s suddenly very hard to figure out what’s going on, what with the swarms of Romulans and everything.  

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Tags: au meme star trek star trek fic james t. kirk spock i fucking love star trek oh my god i love star trek so much moran writes stuff fic request littlestartopaz let's boldly go motherfuckers two kirks au OTHER THINGS ABOUT THIS VERSE jim kirk is a lot more slack with the temporal prime directive than spock spock is very stressed about not telling anyone too much kirk on the other hand is like 'it's ALREADY a separate timeline how much damage could i possibly do' so he gets ahold of jim and he's like 'okay listen i need to tell you some stuff about whales and khan and a thing that might happen called the genesis project' 'you're going to need to stop all of that' and jim is like 'WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME' and spock is very pokerfaced about his amusement because HIS older self just lets him get on with it oh and at some point kirk and spock found the younger bones and were very distressed and bones was like 'jim who the fuck is this and why are he and a vulcan both looking at me like i'm a dead man walking' and jim was like 'that's a long story let's not get into it right now oh look something shiny' why do i write like i'm running out of time also if someone wanted to hear more about this universe i am willing to say more although i don't ship any of the triumvirate in any configuration i'm sorry i like spock/uhura too much as well as bones/being cranky and jim/the enterprise let's be real kirk is too busy being in love with his ship and everyone on her and the stars to be in love with a person

krlurban:

Shields up. (x)

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Saving the Galaxy with Lunacy and Rock and Roll

words-writ-in-starlight:

I JUST GOT BACK FROM STAR TREK BEYOND.

IT WAS A RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCE.  THIS IS MY FAVORITE STAR TREK MOVIE OF ALL, EVER, EVER, EVER.

THERE WAS NOT A SINGLE THING I DID NOT LOVE TO BITS AND PIECES.

I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS WHOLE MOVIE.

I’m fine.  I’m totally fine.  I have never been more fine.  I am not at all teetering on the edge of an endorphin-drunk, sleep-deprived teary tirade about stars and the universe and humanity and how we’re so tiny and small but we just want to touch every star in the sky and hold hands with every being out there and KNOW what it’s like to fly and see the universe laid out beneath our feet, not ready for the conquering, but just THERE to be seen and reveled in and explored.

the most important part of star trek beyond

tothestartrek:

  • the refreshing lack of lens flares that replenished my soul and gave me back my vision after jj abrams blinded it

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Saving the Galaxy with Lunacy and Rock and Roll

I JUST GOT BACK FROM STAR TREK BEYOND.

IT WAS A RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCE.  THIS IS MY FAVORITE STAR TREK MOVIE OF ALL, EVER, EVER, EVER.

THERE WAS NOT A SINGLE THING I DID NOT LOVE TO BITS AND PIECES.

I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS WHOLE MOVIE.

Tags: star trek beyond star trek let's boldly go motherfuckers OH AND THEY DID DARLINGS THEY BOLDLY WENT JIM KIRK WAS CRAZY AND DEVOTED AND RECKLESS AND BRILLIANT NYOTA UHURA WAS KICKING ASS AND TAKING NAMES AND STEALING HEARTS BONES IS  EVERYTHING I ASPIRE TO BE IN LIFE SPOCK WAS THE PERFECT BALANCE OF LOGICAL ASSHOLE AND EMOTIONAL LOVABLE IDIOT SCOTTY WAS HERE TO BE AMAZING ALL THE TIME CHEKOV WAS BRILLIANT AND CRAZY AND A FLIRT AND I LOVED IT AND SULU IS GAY AND HE HAS A DAUGHTER AND READER I ALMOST WEPT I WAS SO HAPPY AND THE ALIEN GIRL JAYLA IS EVERYTHING TO ME I LOVE HER SHE IS MY FAVORITE IT WAS ALL STRANGE NEW WORLDS AND ALIENS AND STARBASES AND DESPERATION AND ROCK AND ROLL DID I MENTION THE ROCK AND ROLL IF YOU'VE SEEN IT YOU'LL KNOW WHAT I MEAN LOOK GUYS FOR REAL I AM A DEVOTED TREKKIE AND I AM SO IN LOVE WITH THE WAY THE FEDERATION LOOKS AT THE WORLD AND THE WAY THEY INVITE ME TO LOOK AT THE WORLD AND I JUST DIDN'T FEEL IT IN JJ ABRAMS' STAR TREK LIKE THEY WERE FUN THEY WERE GOOD (THE FIRST MORE SO THAN INTO DARKNESS BUT I DIGRESS) BUT THEY WEREN'T WRITTEN BY SOMEONE WHO LOVED THE UNIVERSE SO THEY WERE FLASHY SUMMER BLOCKBUSTERS BUT THEY WEREN'T //STAR TREK// IT WASN'T THE FEDERATION NOT QUITE IT DIDN'T HAVE THE CORE OF //LOVE// FOR THE GALAXY AND THIS ONE OH GOD THIS ONE THIS ONE LOVED EVERY STAR AND GLOWING NEBULA AND SPACESHIP AND CREW MEMBER SO TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY I ALMOST FUCKING BURST INTO TEARS WHEN THE CREDITS STARTED TO ROLL I SHIT YOU NOT THIS IS STAR TREK

dubiousculturalartifact:

random observations from re-watching the first AOS Star Trek film:

people always characterize Kirk & McCoy’s dynamic as pure ‘IM GONNA DO THE THING, BONES” vs “DAMNIT JIM DONT DO THE THING”

but it’s incredibly significant to me, that it’s Bones who makes the decision to smuggle him onto the Enterprise.

Jim finds out that he’s under academic suspension, and can’t go with the rest of the fleet, and he doesn’t argue.

He stands there, looking a little bit lost, sure.

But he tells Bones to go without him, lies to Bones’ face and says that he’s fine, he’s ‘good’, even though it’s absolutely killing to say that.

Except he knows Bones’ needs that lie, that reassurance, because Bones is the one who is scared, not him, and if it’s the last thing they say to each other, Bones needs to know that Kirk will be okay.

And then Bones is the one who decides to say “screw regulations, screw the entire academic board of Starfleet and the Medical Code, I’m going to misappropriate medical supplies & inject you with them, to falsify a medical dispensation that will get you on board once I bullshit my way past security. Risking, if we get caught, at a minimum some form of academic penalty, and possibly the loss of my license. But I’m not doing this without my friend by my side.”

It’s then you remember that Kirk isn’t the only last-minute sign-up that day in Iowa.

Bones wasn’t at the bar with the rest of the cadets, or he would have probably met Kirk there, instead, & checked him over for a concussion, at the very least.

He was the only one other than Jim to show up for the shuttle without a uniform, which all of the rest of them had, at a minimum, the night before. 

Which means, given what we heard, Bones’ divorce proceedings finally went through, and the next day he woke up, started drinking, and thought to himself. ‘you know, I just got divorced, I’m flat broke, but hey, let’s sign up for STAR FLEET. Because it’s a new start! I’m definitely not signing up for an organization that operates almost exclusively in space, when I’m afraid of flying. that would be a terrible life choice, who would do that? Right. It’s settled, then. I’m gonna do that.”


tl:dr Bones isn’t impulsive as often as Kirk, but when he is:

A. it’s a doozy

B. it probably winds up saving the entire galaxy, somewhere along the way

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flaarow:

i just imagine jim kirk joking about his death sometimes bc maybe his humour’s a bit twisted like he’ll be acting super happy and say something like “i’m positively radiating!” and suddenly every single person in the room snaps their heads around and glares at him bones would probably punch him tbh

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jamestiberiusfuckhead:

how to follow the prime directive, by leonard h. mccoy, md

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