• luke skywalker: hey kids wanna know something neat
  • luke skywalker: it turns out that saving thousands, millions, billions of lives from the empire does not, necessarily, make you a qualified teacher
  • luke skywalker: see i studied under a little known art called "kind of winging it"
  • luke skywalker: and many jedi teaching records are lost to the years
  • luke skywalker: so uh
  • luke skywalker: who wants to see some lightsaber tricks
  • jedi academy kids: LIGHTSABER TRICKS