Problems I currently have include:

  • My aunt who is purportedly coming up to visit tomorrow and expects us to drop everything on the off chance that she actually deigns to drive all the way to Maine and honor us with her presence
    • Relatedly, the sect of my mother’s family who only speaks to her when they’re struggling with the fact that her mother is possibly the worst human in the world 
  • My grandparents who are currently refusing to speak to my father because they’re awful people
  • My other aunt who is just a manipulative bitch and has currently convinced my father (her brother) that she’s on his side against their parents and that’s going to be ugly when it inevitably
  • My grandmother on Mom’s side who is SOMEHOW not dead yet and wow, God, please
  • The ongoing misapprehension that my extended family seems to labor under in which I actually give a good goddamn about them
  • The even more dangerous belief they seem to be possessed of in which they have any say about what I do
  • Their absolute delusion that they have an automatic right to being involved in our lives because well, we’re family

My overwhelming and undeniable bitterness about this is not news, but what IS very annoying is that:

  • I am bitter
  • Brenneth is also very bitter in the scene I’m trying to write here
  • To my shock, writing someone being bitter while feeling bitter yourself is a good way to spiral into being bitter about other things

As such I have gotten Literally Nothing Done and I’m really aggravated about all of it.

Tags: PLEASE FEEL FREE TO IGNORE THIS do not reblog like obviously don't reblog this incredibly petty spiteful rant wtf would you reblog this for moran is a fucking train wreck moran has issues: news at eleven honestly you know that feeling of being universally furious with everything the world has to offer for no reason whatsoever that is me right now like! a woman brushed into me five minutes ago and i puffed up like an angry hawk she literally barely touched me and i was just like 'fuCK OFF' i didn't say it of course because i'm not a fucking asshole but the sentiment was real for no reason! i am just universally enraged about everything because my fucking aunt thinks that she SOMEHOW has the right to just fucking show up and be like 'lalala everything is F I N E' like no bitch get out of my house if you wanted to ~reconnect with your sister~ you could have done it thirty years ago when she took your trash-ass devil parents to court you don't get to show up thirty years later and pretend everything is peachy keen like bless your little heart but no that's not how this works oh you're sorry that makes evERYTHING BETTER jesus christ anyway props to my mother for not FUCKING MURDERING SOMEONE because tbh some murder would have been justified but like tbqh i hope my aunt actually does come up to see us because my mother's exact words to me were 'you're twenty and you have the right to speak your mind' so like i really do hope she comes out because i think that would be a Fun Chat

For @littlestartopaz : Steve catches Wanda sulking and invites her to Disney Night with Nat and Clint.  Wanda teases him, and Vision ends up there too.  Better yet, not MCU so we can also have her brother.  Or just ignore that part of the MCU.

GOOD. Also, Quicksilver is alive and healthy after a while in a healing coma, as speedsters do.  I read a wild AU once where he was shot and died, and the comments were full of complaints about how it didn’t make sense.  I am RIGHT THIS MOMENT deciding that this fic and this and this and possibly some others with small tweaks exist in the same universe as this one (I do not have a timeline to speak of) and also I’m disregarding that same wild AU’s belief that Clint lives?  On a farm?  Rather than a shitty apartment building in NYC and the Tower/Mansion?  And that Nat and Clint are not soulmates on a level that makes romance look downright petty, kay-thanks-bye.  AND also I’m so glad we all remember how Wanda and Pietro were kids who were pressganged and conned into service of HYDRA rather than being voluntary recruits.

It wasn’t like Wanda had expected her relationship with Pietro to be all roses after he came out of his coma, but her worry had also done a spectacular job of blurring out some of his less desirable qualities as a brother.  Like, just for example, his overwhelming, pointless, overprotective bullshit.  She muttered a bitter Sokovian curse under her breath and stripped off her jacket, dropping it on the bed without a care for the soot that would certainly stain her sheets.  The rest of her uniform was given the same careless treatment, abandoned on the floor as she yanked on a pair of leggings and a soft shirt two sizes too big.

She wasn’t even sure who she was more frustrated with—Pietro, for yanking her out of the way of a spider ‘bot that she could have taken care of, or herself, for losing focus for long enough to let him take the hit for her.  Someday, he was going to suddenly realize that his fragile twin sister had gone and turned into an adult while he was busy fending off the world.  She hoped it was sooner rather than later, or she might have to beat it into him.  Assuming he even lived that long, which was beginning to look increasingly unlikely.

“Stupid nervous bastard,” she muttered in English, and flopped down on her bed, flat on her back with her fingers laced over her face.  “Martyr.”

“Hazard of the profession,” Steve’s voice said, amused.  Wanda turned her head, untangling her fingers to look toward the door, where Steve was leaning against her doorjamb.  He was dressed in sweats and a t-shirt, standard fare for any of them after showering upon returning from a mission.  His hair was a rumpled mess and he had a nasty purple and blue bruise marbling over one cheek, where Bruce had diagnosed a cracked zygomatic.  In combination with the blood that had been leaking from a split in his lip, Natasha had cheerfully commented that he was looking very patriotic indeed.

“Put ice on your face,” she said, frowning at him across the landscape of her comforter.  Steve grinned at her, and winced, raising the cold pack in his hand back to his cheek.  

“Like I said,” Steve said.  His voice was muffled, but his eyes were bright and wild with adrenaline, like blue fire.  “We’re all fucking martyrs, or so I’m told.  Your brother just wants to keep you safe.”

“Well, I just spent months at his bedside because he took eight bullets to the chest and severed his spine,” Wanda said, sitting up sharply.  “So he can get over it.”

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emissary-architect:

me: i feel awful in so many different ways. I have no idea how I’m supposed to cope and process everything that’s happening.
me: turns to my ocs
my ocs: sweats
me: jaws theme

(via clockwork-mockingbird)