aphobeasriel:

aphobeasriel:

reblog this and tag your least favorite neurotypical™ social rule, mine is having to smile and look people in the eyes to seem polite

so, the notes of this post are already pure gold

(Source: starflowey, via dyinghistoric)

Tags: do not bouNCE YOUR LEG I AM SORRY KAREN I WILL GO INSANE IF I SIT STILL SO BOUNCING LEG OR MASS MURDER YOUR CHOICE also who in the history of FUCK has ever cared about the weather small talk is the worst thing that ever happened to me do not touch Everything (tm) listen I am going to touch the carpeted wall of that movie theater and you cannot stop me because I am wiggly be Nice (also TM) I'm not nice and never will be can we all just move on look people in the eye bUT NOT TOO MUCH like Jesus I'm Trying and if that means I stare fixedly at you while YOU talk and don't look at you at all while I talk that's it that's what's happening it is An Attempt (also tmw you forget how to look someone in the eye yes or yes) (like which eye do I look at or do I switch back and forth really fast or do I stare at the bridge of your nose or what) (and then their face dissolves into a blur of features and they're asking if I'm okay) (I'M FINE JUST PUT YOUR FACE BACK IN ORDER AND LET ME LIVE) adventures in ADHD