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me: *writing cesare/lucrezia fic* hey, there’s a…

wait why can’t they have a threesome in canon

The emotional math, gus! The figures! Like, Micheletto could very easily fall platonically into a terrifying devotion to Lucrezia that eventually turns sexual, but it would be very hard for him to get swept up in that while also falling into a terrifying tenderness with [redacted so I don’t spoil @marmolita or @words-writ-in-starlight or the anons who have told me I have conned them into starting the show] while ALSO being in terrifying terrible love with Cesare. And then Lucrezia herself would have to meet Micheletto’s very complex and overwhelming romantic calculus at the exact right moment–and balancing the scales between her guilt over [redacted] and her terrifying terrible love for her brother WITH her new marriage for enough of an emotional breath that she could possibly entertain bringing her brother’s manservant into her incestuous affair would be a feat in and of itself. 

(Cesare would obviously be down. Cesare is not the problem.)

and then there’s the TIMING to consider. There are BREAKUPS, and it’s hard to stage a threesome in the middle of a devastating you-killed-so-and-so-and-dammit-I’ve-got-to-leave-you breakup. 

the math just doesn’t work out.  

Tags: 'cesare would be down cesare is not the problem here' HAVE TRUER WORDS EVER BREN SPOKEN HONESTLY like don't get me wrong I would be very interested in a threesome of these people but also I'm kinda with Wilde there's literally no way the emotional arithmetic would all work out at the right time in the right way the borgias Cesare Borgia micheletto lucrezia Borgia