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thesis statement: i just think it’s funny how…

body paragraph: first of all…

conclusion: so next time you…

This is…actually pretty accurate.

(via starwarsisgay)

Tags: i mean assuming you're writing a persuasive essay you open with 'WHY I NEED TO PERSUADE YOU OF WHAT I AM GOING TO PERSUADE YOU OF' you proceed into 'REASONS I'M RIGHT' and you close with 'SO IN THE FUTURE REMEMBER THAT I AM RIGHT' adventures in college look if you think this isn't how i've been writing my college essays oh baby you've got another think coming