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July 08, 2016
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kvrtaclan:

tag meme

  • mm
  • wife
  • scream
  • smol
  • hold
  • heart

(Source: butchpharah, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

Tags: ANY TIME YOUR CHARACTER COMMITS A MURDER OR ANY CRIME ACTUALLY y'all should follow my platonic wife I AM ALWAYS INTERNALLY SCREAMING ABOUT ARAGORN BECAUSE I TOO AM SMOL AND FURIOUS look i'm basically a faerie: make a deal and i'll hold it up to the letter but don't expect me to adhere to the spirit WILD RANGER KING OF MY HEART AND SOUL tag meme (what i'm getting out of this is that i abuse caps lock and have a lot of feelings about aragorn son of arathorn)

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May 17, 2016

Anonymous asked: 25

25: (truth) What is the last thing you lied about? (dare) Tag three people you want to know better and ask them each three questions about themselves.

Uh, let’s see…I don’t really…lie…much.  But I’m also too tired to tag people.  Uh.  Last time I lied…like, outright untruth?  Like, this 100% did not happen, there was no manipulating of the truth or twisting of reality?  I don’t fucking know, it was probably a while ago.  I’m a professional loopholer and I can turn the truth inside out without ever breaking it once, but I don’t really lie.  I am actually exactly the worst person to ask this question of.  Oh, hold on, wait, I lied to a friend who’d OD’d on caffeine about still having more of those little packaged espresso shots lying around, that was a while back.  I definitely did that.  

Tags: truth or dare meme admin post lying look i'm not gonna judge YOU for lying on the regular honestly more power to you if you're not hurting anyone i just don't do it i only really lie if someone's safety is at risk or if i'm upholding a promise manipulating the truth and taking ruthless advantage of loopholes is more my style so like i'll tell a teacher i'm having computer trouble and it'll be true i'll just leave out that the computer trouble isn't inhibiting my ability to finish their assignment look i'm basically a faerie: make a deal and i'll hold it up to the letter but don't expect me to adhere to the spirit