apparently some guy named mark was trying to tell my mom he needed to speak with my dad about any financial transactions my mom was making because he was the man of the house and she did not take kindly to his implying that my dad was the primary breadwinner/person in charge in our family so
(via yea-lets-do-this-shit)
i’m not even confused about my sexuality i just don’t really give a shit
actually me.
(Source: dynastix, via clockwork-mockingbird)
IM CRYING OMG 😂😂😂
directorshellhead I BLAME YOU FOR THIS
DON’T LOOK AT ME
I CACKLED OUT LOUD
(Source: fleetwoodbigmac, via amusewithaview)
0 to 100 real quick
I’m laughing because I feel like I’m in Victorian England.
“SHOW US YOUR ANKLE! SHOW US YOUR ANKLE!”
(Source: lemme-holla-at-you, via primarybufferpanel)
*thinking of tragic backstory for your OCs*
(Source: terushimasyuuji, via clockwork-mockingbird)
stage 1 of friendship: what’s up ily so much!
stage 2 of friendship: oh god i hope i’m not being too clingy or bothering them
stage 3 of friendship: hey dickhead fucking answer me
Stage 4 of friendship: im outside your house and im coming in
Stage 5 of friendship: I’m already in your house when are you coming home
(via starwarsisgay)
Vodka Tia Moran
