emby-m asked: Could I request Max saying something stupidly sweet to Furiosa in Latin? A friend and I think he knows it, considering her speaks it randomly a couple times in the movie, and him having the excuse of Furiosa not understanding him is adorable to me

bonehandledknife:

youkaiyume:

v8roadworrier:

youkaiyume:

I’d love to! Are there any suggestions for what he says? I know no latin…

*raises hand*

in addition to some pretty awesomely dirty stuff, the poet catullus had some nicer poems as well

i’d suggest a line from poem #5, which is basically the poet saying how many times he’s gonna kiss his lover, but opens with the lovely line “let us live, my lesbia, and let us love” (lesbia being the pen-name of catullus’ lover, i assume max would swap it out) which in latin is “vivamus, mea lesbia, atque amemus“

OMG I was not prepared for Catullus 16 I’m dying lol

No one’s really prepared for catullus 16.

that time we all watched that movie in that hotel room

fuckyeahisawthat:

So, this happened months ago but I think it’s still a worthy tale.

I was going to a conference this summer that I knew a bunch of my friends from all over the country who are also Fury Road fans would all be at. It’s not a film-related conference, but we kept half-joking that we should organize a MMFR screening because so many of us liked the movie. Except it was one of those situations where everybody was saying “yeah, we should do that,” with nobody doing it, so I was like Okay mofos, you all are talking about it but I will actually do it.

Because of the location of the conference and the fact that it was a number of weeks after Fury Road had come out, it was determined that going out to a movie theater was not practical. But most of us were staying in the conference hotel, and it turned out someone who was a fan who lived in the host city of the conference had a projector, and someone else had speakers, and someone else who maybe had learned how to schmorrent exclusively for this purpose got a copy of the movie. And then it turned out that all of the people I’d be sharing my hotel room with weren’t getting in until the second night of the conference, which meant that on the first night I’d have a hotel room all to myself, and that just seemed like fate. So I Facebook messaged maybe a dozen people who I knew were fans to say that we were all watching MMFR in my hotel room that night after the last event of the conference, and I expected maybe half of them to show up.

Except…somehow the word spread and people kept asking me about it. And of course I was like, yeah, invite anyone you want, cause it’s not like I was going to tell people to not watch Fury Road. Except, clearly I now had an obligation to deliver.

So another superfan and I spent the dinner break figuring out the best angle to project from and painstakingly taping a hotel bedsheet to the ceiling of the room to use as a screen, and then worrying that it would fall down because it was a much nicer sheet than any I own and therefore heavy. (It stayed up.) And it turned out that another fan solved the problem with the projector I couldn’t figure out, and the person who was doing the conference A/V for us had a cable we were missing, and I found a workaround for the speakers initially not hooking up to the projector.

And then people started showing up and they…kept showing up. People were sitting on the beds and on the chair and on the floor and on each other’s laps, and at one point there were at least two people sitting on a bench in the corner watching the movie through the opposite side of the sheet from everybody else. And in case you’re wondering how many people you can cram into a hotel room to watch a movie on a sheet, the answer is somewhere between 22 and 25, and the reason I don’t know the exact number is that some people showed up after we started the movie and it was dark, and some of them were friends of friends so I still don’t know who they were.

And among the audience were people who had seen the movie multiple times in the theater like me, and people who were watching it for the very first time, and while I would not say that a hotel bedsheet is the ideal virgin viewing experience for MMFR, if that’s how I got you to watch the movie, then so be it. And people who had seen the movie cheered at the Doof Warrior reveal, and everybody cheered when Max handed Furiosa the rifle, and it was generally awesome. And I am still meeting people I don’t know who were like “Oh yeah, I was at that screening! Thanks for organizing that!”

The next morning the rest of my roommates showed up before housekeeping had made the rounds and were like, “…What happened in our room last night?”

FURY ROAD HAPPENED, THAT’S WHAT.

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flourish:

always reblog

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everybodyilovedies:

kinghardy:

Tom Hardy discussing Charlize Theron and Furiosa as a female Mad Max (X)

tom hardy knew exactly what movie he was making and couldn’t be happier what a fucking delight of a person

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bonehandledknife:

v8roadworrier:

bonehandledknife:

hey-there-bret:

Those of us who understand these matters, however, recognize that the ancient story refers to three objects, or Hallows, which, if united, will make the possessor Master of Death: the elder wand, the resurrection stone, and the cloak of invisibility.

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHERE’S THE FIC, THERE IS NO FI—

The part of the plan that kept tripping them up was how to get from the Vault to the Rig without being seen, but Miss Giddy simply looked at them sad and reached behind her blackboard. She pulled out a piece of grey cloth threadbared, it might have one day been a whole (once) but like everything else, the Wasteland wore it thin.

“How will that help?” Angharad asked.

Miss Giddy simply looked at them and turned it wrong way around and wrapped it around her arm.

And then her arm was gone like that Imperator’s arm.

“What!” Cheedo exclaimed.

How?” Toasts asked.

But the Dag took one look and yelled, “Why? Why now? Why not before?”

“If I snuck you out of the Vault, what then? Will you manage to hide somehow in the Citadel when you’ve known nothing but the Vault? Will you survive in the Wastes without aid?” Miss Giddy plucked at the edges of the cloak and then grabbed on, and pulled. She pulled five times until she had five cloaks, even thinner, and white.

“These will last just long enough to get you on that Rig.” She said.

“And you?” Angharad asked, angry and determined and hands shaking as she took the fifth of cloak that was hers. That escape that should have been hers from the beginning, “Is there something else you’re hiding?”

“Yes,” Miss Giddy said, and brought out the rifle from the belly of the piano.

“No wonder that thing played sour,” Dag muttered.

*screeches loudly*

it’s just a stone like any other. there are countless hundreds of thousands of them lying in the sand, finding their way into boots, pinging off windshields.

this one turns up in his pocket and just. doesn’t leave. it’s always cool to the touch, sharp man-made edges catching against his fingers as if it wants to be held, gleams darkly in the sunlight when he does.

he turns it over in his hand, watching the colors shift under the surface like an oil-slick. once, twice, thrice.

“where are you?”

phantom voices have been his companions for- might be years, if time had any meaning out here- but they’re usually not so clear. so close.

“max, is that you?”

the rock slips from his grip when he see the girl, looking as she had right before her death, as if he might reach out and touch her. as if she might still have her whole life ahead of her.

“why did you let me die?”

the vision flickers and fades, the child’s face turning to a mask of rage and hurt and the rictus grin of a skull. he drives far and fast, hopes he can outrun the rest of the ghosts that are sure to follow

in his pocket the stone sits, heavy and cold, begging to be held.

“Furiosa,” her mother breathes and her lungs crackle with it, “come here.”

She didn’t want to because she’d known her mother strong and this is— her mother’s breath smelled as sour as the shoulder wound as sour as the green crawling across her mother’s skin as sour as the realization that these are her mother’s last moments and her mind blanked at thought and turned away, she wanted to turn away but she can’t

Something is bumped against her hand and she looks down.

Wood, in her mother’s failing grip.

Whereever did her mother manage to keep this bit of wood, of all things?

Furiosa can’t identify the wood, nor the small piece of thread hanging from it that she can’t seem to remove when she tugs at it. The end of it is broken off, it’s maybe only a hands-width long, and she wondered how long it was before.

(It looked old.)

“Take this, my Furiosa,” her mother wheezed, “Take it from me and keep it safe, and it will bring you victory in the end.”

“But it did nothing for you.” Furiosa replied bitterly.

“Yes it did,” and there was a small smile, “You’re alive, aren’t you?”

Furiosa’s left arm throbbed, newly stumped, somehow healing, and she just about screamed with the realization that the sad little piece of wood healed her… but not her mother. That there might have been a choice.

“It takes awhile to full up nowadays,” Mary whispered, “but when it does, you’d be unstoppable.”

“Mother…”

Take it.” Hide it, went unspoken. But Mary JoBassa took some last bit of reflex and jerked it out of the way, “But do me a favor, my Furiosa, end me before the sour hits my brain. Let me go out roaring.”

Furiosa looked to her mother’s neck, where the black and green crawled ever up, the flesh eating itself and rotting in place. And set her jaw, and nodded.

Mary JoBassa smiled, calm, as Furiosa stood up and went behind her and placed her neck in a chokehold, and Mary’s hands rose up to cup her elbow encouragingly (she breathed once, hard, at this last hug). Furiosa tightened the hold and twisted fast.

(snap)

Furiosa let the body fall and stumbled backwards until she somehow fell to her seat.

She stared.

Tried to control her breathing so it did not wobble. Tried to control her eyes so that she did not waste water.

When she was successful, she then crawled forward and grabbed that bit of wood.

(many thousand days later, she will place this piece of wood in the center shaft of her metal arm)

(and it was enough)

theelizabethryan:

“The BEST action movie ever made” I scoff; as I read the only review on the front of the Mad Max Fury Road DVD. That’s a bold claim; I think to myself I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO WRONG. AND I HAVE NEVER READ A REVIEW SO RIGHT.

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fuckyeahisawthat:

schwarmerei1:

antichrissy:

Behind the Scenes!  Fury Road Blu-Ray extras The Road Warriors: Max and Furiosa.

Two things that particularly delight me about this set:

- The wonderful assured energy that radiates from George even in still photographs. “This probably makes no sense to you right now, but in my head it’s awesome – trust me.”

- The fact that (with the exception of the shot of shirtless Tom that must have been on a break) I have no trouble telling which scene they are from even though in most cases the actors are not in costume and the still camera is in a different position to the shots used in the movie. For people who said it was one chase scene and had no plot, this set is an effective response.

Seriously. George Miller looks so calm and happy on set in every BTS thing I’ve ever seen. I mean, I’m sure there must be times he’s lost his cool, but in every clip I’ve seen he just seems to have Ideal Director Energy–calm and confident even if there may be 15 things going wrong at that particular moment, which there probably are cause it’s a movie set. That’s what makes people enjoy working with you and want to do it again.

(Tangent! This is one of the reasons I hate filmmaking reality shows. Because the qualities that make a good reality TV personality are the exact opposite of the qualities that make a good director IRL.)

I am also very much here for Tom Hardy Upside-Down Head Pat and Bloody Laughing Charlize.

there’s a generation of War Pups …

bonehandledknife:

bonehandledknife:

jumpingjacktrash:

roachpatrol:

bonehandledknife:

7000 days = about 19.4 years. According to the comics, Joe gives his wives three chances to give him a male heir with no deformities. Let’s say that Furiosa got tossed in 3 years, and it took her 3-6 years to climb the ranks.

That still leaves a group of maybe 13 year old and younger War Pups who’d only ever known of Furiosa as Imperator. 

Nux spoke of Joe like he’d barely ever seen him, or only from a distance, maybe through binoculars.  There were two other Imperators near Joe.

What if these other Imperators were as distant and aloof? Are they also black thumbs, or do they simply delegate, or only come out for war?

We know Furiosa probably modified her War Rig herself (see: kill switches and hidden weaponry), which means she HAS to have been in the shop and garages. We know from the film that the War Pups are in the background everywhere. We know there’s no way Furiosa could have been cruel to these children given the systematic way we’re shown her empathy; we also know that there’s a systemic pattern of cruelty, deprivation, and put-downs in the general War Boy culture (’mediocre’, being un-witnessed, witheld water and general human needs, the quick way that Nux blooms under the least bit of kindness).

So think about this generation of War Boys who knows in their hindbrains that the safest place to be (both physically and emotionally) is around their Imperator. Their’s because it’s the Imperator that they see the most, in the shop. The Imperator that Joe trusts on his most dangerous runs. The Imperator that is spoken of by older War Boys like Slit with fear and awe.

Is it any wonder the way they say her name?

furiosa: den mother of the apocalypse

you know, considering that, her takeover isn’t so much a coup as a natural succession. she’s the highest ranked warrior with loyal followers.

And it didn’t even occur to her. She didn’t even want it. Didn’t realize that if she went back to the Citadel that her face would be enough.

And even more: Max realized. Went out first so that everyone else were safe, and somehow knew that they needed to see her. (Though maybe it was one of the others? Or at least, he agreed enough to implement it.)

This post has been going around again and I feel the need to give a caveat that I tried writing the language in the original post very carefully. In no way do I think that Furiosa was actively nurturing or performing traditional motherly roles, there’d be no room and no safe space for it in the toxic environment of the Citadel. 

However, I do think she was probably the least bad thing in a very bad situation, and that she’d be fair if you give her fairness. The War pups would be in no position to harm her; and if they deal with her honestly, I don’t see her giving them any less credit and responsibility and fairness and thanks than she did for Max.

The way that she got Max to stand down and to help her out willingly, even gladly? Other meta have pointed out that its a skill, and like most skills have been honed. (She treated him like he had trauma, and gave him things to do to be useful, and responsible.) And I wouldn’t be surprised if she used these same skills on the War pups as well as she did her own crew. 

dyinghistoric:

hellofangirlparadiseblog:

*Ahem*

Cheesy warboy pickup lines. Go!

Are you the sun, cause I’d like to be the man to grab you

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