i like marvel because marvel saves the civilians. iron man’s suit can only hold two passengers? he finds a way to save them all anyway. the train’s derailing? pietro maximoff, who has barely used his powers before, saves all those in the way. the city is about to collapse with everyone on it? s.h.i.e.l.d. comes in and saves every single one. marvel saves the people while dc would knock off all of gotham for the hell of it. dc collapses football stadiums and hangs people to prove a point. marvel saves everyone because they’re just as important as the heroes. that’s the real point to be proven. and that’s why i love it so much.
Damage Control is a fictional construction company appearing in Marvel Comics, which specializes in repairing the property damage caused by conflicts between superheroes and supervillains.
I may be mixing up comics and cartoon canon but I’m 90% sure Damage Control was run by Nick Fury’s brother, too.
I would read the hell out of this.
Okay, Damage Control is one of my FAVORITE THINGS.
Why?
Because it involves this:
It’s an entire comic where the accounting department figures out that Doom, Super Villian, Despot, and Head of the Reed Richards Must Die club, has not actually been paying his bills.
And they send that dapper, charming individual in the suit there to COLLECT ON AN OVERDUE BILL.
There’s also a wonderful subplot about one of the account executives attempting to work through the loopholes of the Fantastic Four’s insurance documentation (the policy only covered the ORIGINAL members, not damage done by new members).
If you ever read a comic and thought “God, I feel bad for whoever has to clean that up,” you need to read Damage Control.
This sounds exactly like the kind of nuttiness I love about superheroes.
Look at this and tell me Natalie Dormer isn’t perfect for this role. Can we try our hardest to get Marvel to notice this haha.
HOLY SHIT. I’m on board.
NATALIE DORMER WAS ALREADY IN THE MCU. OR DO YOU WANNA EXPLAIN WHY CAPTAIN MARVEL TIMETRAVELED TO THE 1940S TO MAKE OUT WITH STEVE ROGERS
Do we have to explain how Captain America and The Human Torch have the same face? I don’t think so. Or maybe the extensive plastic surgery Bruce Banner must have undergone to look like Mark Ruffalo instead of Edward Norton.
and don’t act like if you could time travel that the first thing you do wouldn’t do is go to the 1940s and make out with Steve Rogers
And don’t tell me how this cop from Avengers:
Suddenly time traveled back to the 1940′s, changed his name to Daniel Sousa, lost a leg in the war, and became this agent who works with Agent Peggy Carter at the Strategic Scientific Reserve:
Also, how do you explain Stan Lee appearing in EVERY movie?
