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Having trolled some of the AO3 Fury Road tag, I’ve learned something interesting.

I am AGGRRESSIVELY here for everything involving Max and Furiosa.

I like them best as Epic Lifelong Drift-Compatible Postapocalypse Badass Bros.  They are the BroTP to end all BroTPs.  But hey.

Aromantic casual sex buddies who snark and spar?  I’m down, let’s go, I’m so down with that shit.

Asexual partners who drive around and sleep next to each other because it makes them feel safe?  Give it to me.

Soul mates in every way, sexual, romantic, practical, all of the above, who cobble together a slapdash system for running the Citadel and work through their issues?  Hell yeah, hELL FUCKING YEAH.

Long-suffering pseudo-parents to the Wives (who ship it like FedEx) and the War Boys (who worship both of their badassery in a much more healthy way than they worshipped Joe)?  I AM READY.

Witness me becoming absolute trash.

In maybe, MAYBE, eight hours, this post has gotten more notes than anything I’ve ever posted.  Scratch that, possibly more notes than EVERYTHING I’ve ever posted, put together.

What the fuck do I even do with that.

(via dyinghistoric)

Having trolled some of the AO3 Fury Road tag, I’ve learned something interesting.

I am AGGRRESSIVELY here for everything involving Max and Furiosa.

I like them best as Epic Lifelong Drift-Compatible Postapocalypse Badass Bros.  They are the BroTP to end all BroTPs.  But hey.

Aromantic casual sex buddies who snark and spar?  I’m down, let’s go, I’m so down with that shit.

Asexual partners who drive around and sleep next to each other because it makes them feel safe?  Give it to me.

Soul mates in every way, sexual, romantic, practical, all of the above, who cobble together a slapdash system for running the Citadel and work through their issues?  Hell yeah, hELL FUCKING YEAH.

Long-suffering pseudo-parents to the Wives (who ship it like FedEx) and the War Boys (who worship both of their badassery in a much more healthy way than they worshipped Joe)?  I AM READY.

Witness me becoming absolute trash.

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Mad Max: Fury Road + text posts (2/?)

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Is Max/Nux a thing?

Please tell me Max/Nux is a thing.

I see no art; I see no fics. /But I want it to be a thing/.

I kinda see them more as a brotp, to be honest, like if Nux survived, well, he’s spent his whole life being subservient to one man and now that that’s gone I can see him transferring those feelings to Max? Old habits die hard. Like “i fixed your car!” “Wow that’s really cool thanks” “I BROUGHT YOU BREAKFAST MAX.” “Thanks but you didn’t have to-” “i captured you some servants!” “Wtf put them back where you found them!”

“Put those back”
“You don’t even want-”
“no”
“But-”
“no”
“…*confused face*”

Capable quietly untying everyone. “So sorry for the inconvenience. He’s a nice guy, really. Just go back to whatever you were doing.” “HE DRIVES LIKE A BAT OUT OF HELL” “Yes i know. Sorry again.” Nux following Max around with puppy dog eyes and laughing too hard/agreeing too much at everything he says and finally max is like, “stop it. You don’t have to prove anything to me. I like you fine the way you are naturally.” “Y-you do?”

Max just rubs his head absentmindedly and grunts and Nux just
☆*:.。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆

Whenever he sees Max around he’s immediately like “HI MAX OMG HOW’RE YOU HOW’S YOUR DAY BEEN”

He’s like a psychotic duckling.

Exactly! He imprints~ - w- Babe

THE MAX/NUX headrubbing thing is CANON. It was only a split second so I missed it the first time around, but after Nux chokes on gasoline that he was spitting into the engines and Max is like, “Here lemme do it,” he reaches over and rubs Nux’s head as he passes him like “You did a good job is ok i’m not mad” and Nux is like :D

OMF I KNOW I LOVE THAT PART

He’s just like “you done good kid, go on back”

Ug actual dad max

Cept that I kinda ship them :p

IDK if it was scripted or just Hardy/Hoult being adorable and perfect, but I was squealing into my popcorn at that moment.

Dad Max *cries forever over the perfection that is Dad Max*

Prolly just them being adorable xD

And akdbwkdhow Dad Max is so great
Like the thumbs up he gives Angharad

//ug I wish she had lived longer//

Max: Hey, Nux?

Nux: ???????????????

Max: Gimme that wrench.

Nux: *reverently extends wrench*  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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honestly though why is no one talking about when nux told max “Well, you can ask for more than a jacket,” after he took his jacket back

because honestly that was the cutest part of the movie

He was so positive that Max was on his side, sweet babe

And Max is just like ‘what is /up/ with this weirdo?’

That whole conversation is gold, like Nux is just so happy that they “captured” Furiosa and thinks Max is on his side and he’s like “YAY!! GO TEAM wow we could totally ask for like whatever we want, Senpai is gonna be so grateful, I wanna drive the cool War Rig, what are you gonna ask for huh bloodbag??? :D”. And then Max just like hauling the jacket off him and Nux neither resists nor tries to make the jacket removal any easier, he just stands there while Max pulls the jacket off. And like “LOL bruh that’s all you want is a jacket LMAO like you could probably ask for more than that IDK” and then Max drops him with a hit to the solar plexus. And Nux spends the remainder of the scene huddled in pain in the dirt behind everyone else while the other characters do actual important stuff. :’D 

LITERALLY HILARIOUS

He’s so happy and then gets thumped right in the chest

It’s so funny to me because you have all this serious stuff that happens after that, Max taking the rig and leaving the distraught wives behind, Furiosa’s badass dialogue– “Out here everything hurts, pick up what you can and run”, etc – and then behind it all you have sad little trashbaby, lying on the ground with his knees pulled up to his chest, just silently like “BLOODBAG NO, I thought we were brothers, I thought we were friends, why have you forsaken me”.

“WHY BLOODBAG WHY?” D:

///that’s so funny///

(Source: raptorslit, via dyinghistoric)