Anonymous asked: TALK TO ME ABOUT FURIOSA I LOVE HER SO MUCH

So I’ve been planning a fic for a while and I was gonna just write it here but then I realized that HA this is an ask and you seem too nice for me to dump a few (like maybe ten) thousand words in here.  So instead here are some headcanons for the fic I am writing where Max is the immortal unaging fey avatar of the desert who fetches up at people’s doorsteps and loses himself in months and lonely years without water or company, and is delighted to find Furiosa, who is growing into the immortal unaging fey avatar of green places and oases.

  • Max doesn’t stay places, he leaves places, and Furiosa knows someone who leaves when she sees them.  So it shocks the hell out of her when she gets a Fury Boy (the name wasn’t her idea, it was the Dag and, well, they had to call them something other than War Boys) rushing up to her and insisting that there’s a bike coming toward them, and it’s the road warrior who fought on their side.  And she meets Max when he pulls up through the Wretched—not Wretched anymore, just people, people who look better than ever with Capable and Cheedo piecing together a cistern for the water—and he offers her the faint shadow-smile she remembers as he brings his (wrecked) bike to a halt.  He’s loaded down with a small bag of seeds, an assortment of weapons, and a sheepish expression.
  • She takes herself by surprise as much as him, when she strides forward without a pause and presses their foreheads together.  His eyes are as blue and burnished as the scorched sky overhead.
  • He comes back…not often, but not rarely, never gone for more than a year or so. Furiosa flatters herself that he’s glad to see her, when he returns, and her heart tightens when he begins to initiate the gentle forehead-touch of the Vuvalini.  (The third time he comes back, they have found another underground current, and they have enough water for a public bath.  She worries that Max might have drowned himself, after the third hour of him sitting in the water, but he’s still breathing.  He tells her, in his quiet, stilted way, that it’s the first time he hasn’t been thirsty in he doesn’t know how long, and she wonders about that. She wonders how he’d known that, a hundred and sixty days out, there was nothing but salt.)  
  • People start to trickle in, drawn by the siren-call of water and food, because with the Wives—the Sisters, now—in charge, there is more than enough.  And Furiosa begins to hear stories, about how the Road Warrior saved people or killed tyrants or, more often than not, was dragged into a fight not his, quite against his will, and did the right thing anyway.  Here’s the thing, though.  Some of the stories are recent, just months or years past.  Others…well.  She talks to a child, who claims that her grandfather was a child when he knew Max. But Max can’t possibly be much older than she is, and she’s…Furiosa doesn’t really know.  She tries to count back in her head, but…  The Dag’s daughter Angharad is walking well, talking well, maybe seven years old.  When did that happen?  Shouldn’t Furiosa be greying, shouldn’t there be lines at her eyes and aches in her joints?
  • The next time Max comes to the Citadel, she asks him how old he is.  He tells her, in his quiet way, less stilted now than when they met because he’s more at ease with her, that he doesn’t know.  But he tells her that he had a child, once, and they played in grass, and he and his wife had all the sweet clear water anyone could want.
  • Furiosa goes out on a mission.  She runs out of water in a sandstorm, and she waits to die.
  • She strides back into the Citadel two weeks later, and her throat is not even dry. She drinks, and it’s good, but not necessary.  Max is there, and while everyone else marvels over the fact that she’s alive, little Radi—Angharad who is not so little, who is thirteen now and as mad and gifted as her mother—touching her unlined face in wonder, Max watches her and nods.  He doesn’t need to marvel, doesn’t need to question, because he has stood in her place and felt time trickle by like water, like sand in a clenched fist.
  • Furiosa remembers being a little girl, screaming for the loss of her mother and her arm and her innocence, and wishing that, if nothing else, she might live to see victory.  She has. And it seems she will live to see a good deal more.  She leaves the Citadel more and more, and she never grows thirsty, never grows tired. She has an impossible talent for finding water, for finding places where seeds will take root, and Max trails after her like a desert wraith.  (She’s not sure how long it’s been since they met, when she kisses him.  But his breath is as hot and dry as the wind under the sun, and she is growth and water and life to his desert, and he melts under her touch.)
  • She leaves for good, when Radi is old enough to take her place as Fury, the Citadel’s Road Warrior, and she and Max wander.  They will not die.  The desert has been fed for too long to be taken by the green places, but life is tenacious and neither will Max’s desert swallow Furiosa’s green places whole.  It’s an uneasy truce, between his and hers, but it stands.

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drew some mad max fan art

everyone please watch this movie

omg, this is gold

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-You’re more than welcome to come with us.

-I’ll make my own way.

#never have I wanted more#to gently reach into the screen and turn two people’s faces towards each other (mumblingsage)

#goddam you and those tags#cos now i’m gonna cry#or at least feel a very strong urge to do so#sigh#these two#why won’t you look at each other?#why only when it hurts?#*sadface*#max x furiosa#mad max fury road#my life was ruined on the 19th of may 2015#when i saw mmfr for the first time

mmfr, fury road, that tiny smirk on Furiosa’s face, I can’t tell if it’s because she knew he’d say no, or, I just want to drive to CT’s house and knock on the door with this screen shot printed out, hello Charlize yes I realize you’ve called the cops, that’s fine but listen, what does this mean, what is going on here, you need to explain to me this thing right here, before I go to jail, I need to know what you idiots are thinking.

Reblogging for this hilarisad string of tags. In my head that little smile is definitely Furiosa laughing at herself for even asking, like, What did you expect, you idiot? He won’t even tell you his name.

A+++ use of hidden from other character/revealed to audience blocking to maximize the emotional pain of this scene.

#Mad Max Fury Road#max x furiosa#these two wasteland idiots and their stumbling attempts to connect#movies for emotional masochists

mmfr, fury road, when I get out of jail I’m going to fly to England, knock on Tom Hardy’s door, hi yes hello Tom I’m sorry I interrupted your tea but, look at this screen shot I’ve tattooed on my chest, what were you guys thinking in this scene, I’m so sorry your children and wife are terrified of me but please I need to know,Charlize wouldn’t tell me she just screamed, before I am put into an English prison tell me, what you fools were trying to do to me with this scene, AH so Max and Furiosa are basically completely wasted for each other but you’re both too, emotionally distraught to admit that, so you say NO and she is smirking because she feels she was a fool to think you’d go, so you’re both going to just be in HeartBreak Land forever,THANK YOU FOR CONFIRMING THIS TOM, oh man English prison is going to suck I hate tea, but at least I have this knowledge to die with.

And Max slowly putting it together that he could have, and maybe should have, said something else, but not yet ready to take it back…

#She knew he would say no because she would’ve said no in his position#and she knew that he would say no but she still went and talked with the others#went to bat for him so he could have a place with them#even though she knew he wouldn’t go with them#because he’s haunted with his own overwhelming sense of guilt at not being able to save the people he cared about before#and they both know it#and it’s awful#I love this movie (via the trekkiehasthephonebox)

LOOK AT THEM THO, THE HESITANCY, is that a word I don’t know, you can SEE their brains working it over, look at their eyes, barely glancing to or away from eachother at just the right moment, she’s like Go ahead say no, He’s like you know I’m going to say no, she’s thinking Are you sure because I want to tell you that I want you to go, Do you want me to go with you, I cant tell you that I don’t know how, I don’t know how to tell you yes, FUCKING HELL, screaming at own ass, more effective communication than these two are with words. (via bassfanimation)

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I can’t help but feel Max’s Interceptor is almost like a replacement for his lost family, in a symbolic sense.  He sees the Interceptor as “home”.  It’s how he says it in the comic too.  So let me present to you some very sad thoughts I’ve had about this:

Max talking to the Interceptor as if it is Jess.  Looking over to the seat next to him and imagining her laughing with him when they were young.

Max thinking about all the times he and Jess cruised together.

Max remembering how it felt to be a good man, driving that car, knowing people looked to him to be a hero.  Him being okay with that, taking pride in that.

Max out on the road, late night of working, and he stops in the middle of nowhere just to look up at the stars to remember the world still has beautiful things to see.  He looks over to the seat next to him and Jess’s image is there, smiling at him, agreeing that yes, there’s still beautiful things to see.

Max rolling up to the Citadel in a nearly battered-beyond-function Interceptor.  It’s caked in mud, has had numerous thundersticks thrown at it, mirrors all gone.  When a familiar face greets him, he feels so ashamed of his attachment to the car that he can’t bear to look at her, save a quick flash of red eyes.

Furiosa helping get the Interceptor into the garage, scooting under the it to inspect the extent of the damage.  She says from under the mass of wrecked metal that it’s not so bad, not bad all.  Max doesn’t believe her, he knows how bad the condition is.

Furiosa asks if she can look inside, and on Max’s nod she opens the door.  She touches everything reverently and gently.  She knows.  She looks at Max and says “She’s a beauty.  You’ve taken great care of her.”  Max wants to look at her but he can’t, he stays with his back turned.

Days go by, nights go by.  Furiosa doesn’t leave the garage.  Max takes short walks to think, alone.  He’s not sure about what he’s looking for anymore.  When he goes back to the garage, he tells Furiosa, who’s been working for days, to get some rest.  She simply replies that she’s never been a sleeper.

Max wakes up to see an empty space in the garage.  Just outside he hears running water.  He’s not alarmed at all, he knows Je—the car, is in good hands.  She’d feel safe if she were here.  He shuts his eyes again and drifts back off into daydreams.

When he finally wakes up, Max sees something that almost makes him think time has reversed.  The Interceptor, almost glimmering in the sun, has returned to him.  He is so amazed all he can do is stare, and walk around the car in a circle with his hands tangled in his tousled hair.  

Furiosa says he should take her out, see how she feels.  Max is almost giddy.  He opens the door, sees the newly cleaned interior, or as clean as it can possibly be in this world.  He goes to start the car, but he pauses, looks out from the window and nods over to Furiosa. 

As much as she wants to go with him, she knows it’s not her place.  “Go on, go, but come back and at least tell me how she does.”  She wipes her dusty brow and begins to walk away, but Max calls back to her, “Hey” Again he nods to the other door, more insistently this time.  

She gives in, but only because he asked twice.  She wanted him to be sure it was ok.  

As Max drives the Interceptor out onto the plains, he marvels at how smoothly she runs.  She feels almost brand new.  She’s still beat up, dusty, she’s been through everything with him, but she feels new.  How?  He swerves sharply to test the vehicle further, and he actually hears himself let out a laugh.  For the first time in so long, he’s forgotten what it felt like.  

Suddenly he hears another laugh, and he looks to the seat next to him.  There’s a familiar face, but not the one he usually sees.  Another laugh he’s never heard, another smile he feels he’s waited for for a long time.  He feels more at home than he has in ages.  But something feels wrong, too.  He’s not supposed to feel like he’s home.  That’s not the face he’s supposed to see.  He turns to drive back to the garage when he slowly comes to a stop.

Furiosa asks him if the car’s feeling right to him.  He doesn’t look at her, but instead steps out of the car.  He nods to the seat, and then looks at Furiosa.  She stares, gaping at him with a questioning face.  She’s not sure she understands but she’s trying to.  Her face is asking him if he’s sure.  He walks around to the driver’s side and opens the door, motioning her to scoot over to the wheel.  She does, but hesitantly.  

Furiosa has been working with this car for weeks, she’s touched nearly everything on it with a steady hand.  Suddenly, as she goes to grip the wheel, her hands, one flesh, and one metal, are unsteady, trembling.  Max looks at her and then to the road ahead.  She returns the gaze, and understands. 

As she drives the car, she glances at Max before making any move, any decision.  She feels the weight of every movement of the wheels, leaning just so on the ripping turns, shifting the gears on a dime.  She smiles and lets a small laugh escape as a bit of dust flies up onto the windscreen. Max laughs too.  He remembers this feeling like it was yesterday.  Furiosa yells over the roar of the engine, “She’s perfect!”  Max agrees.

It’s twilight as Max drives the Interceptor back to the Citadel.  They’re far enough out that the stars are showing brighter than they do normally.  Furiosa had rested her head in her hand on the door, and had fallen asleep.  All the times he asked her to rest and she wouldn’t do it, but here she is, sleeping not unlike she used to.  On those long, lazy drives together, just having fun.  Just living, with no fears, no feeling alone.  

Max suddenly finds he’s come to a slow stop.  They’re on a small hill and can see the Citadel just in the distance.  The sun is gone, but the sky is an array of colors not unlike the sunsets he loved from his home.  He bows his head to rub his eyes, for some reason burning with wetness, when he glances over to the seat next to him.  She’s still there.  Normally, when the tears come, she disappears.  

Max hears a whisper, not from the seat next to him, but from his open window, in the distance where the sun has set.  “She is perfect, don’t you think?  Good as new.”  Max knew this voice.  He knew it wasn’t real, but she sounded so real.  “New engine, and lot cleaner than you ever kept her…”  Max scanned the distance for her face but saw only the stars.  He frantically looks to the seat next to him, desperate to ask something he needs to know but she’s not there.  Only the sleeping face of this person that can’t answer what he needs to know, because she has the same question as he does.  

Max gazes once more through moist eyes, out to the horizon in front of them.  He sees a hazy figure just beyond the hood of the car. “She’s crazy ‘bout you, you know.”  She turns just enough so that he can make out her delicate profile against the starlight. “It’s ok, Max.”  He sees the shape of her mouth smile, and he collapses, head down, grasping the wheel of the Interceptor.  He can’t quite say it, when he feels a hand rest on his shoulder.

“Hey”, she says, watching him in the now violet dusk.  She can’t see his tears, but she hears the catching in his voice and the sniffs of his nose.  He could do like most and claim it’s just the dust, an excuse she’s used countless times to disguise her own cries.

“Sorry”, Max says as he turns the car on and presses forward, to the Citadel. She tries to lighten the mood by telling him the Interceptor is probably the best car she’s worked on. She slides her weathered hand gently over the dashboard and tells him, “She won’t ever let you down.”   He simply nods, blinking away the last of the tears.  

When they arrive, Furiosa takes a long, lasting look at the Interceptor.  This car means to him something she can’t ask about, something she can never offer him.  This piece of home.  All she could do was try and make her strong again, for him, strong enough to keep him safe for however long he needed her.  This place of rock and steel was not his home.  It wasn’t even her home, but was the best she had.  She looks up from the vehicle to ask if he needs anything more, saying they have plenty of food and water, and of course guzzoline.  Anything he wants, he’s more than welcome.

Max looks at her through the dark, only barely sidelit from the fires of the encampments surrounding the entrance to the tower.  When he doesn’t answer, Furiosa knows she’s offered what she can. It’s time for another goodbye.  

“You…need a couple more hands in the garage…maybe?,” he mutters.  “It’s ok…if you don’t.”

She stops dead in her tracks, facing away from him for a few moments, hiding her tearful smile.  When she’s certain he can’t see much in the growing dark, she turns, and nods towards the gravely road.  “Garage is this way.”

why do you hurt me this way…

OH MY FUCKING GOD ARE YOU POSTING THIS AS FIC, DO YOU NEED AN INVITE?

MY HEART HURTS AND I LOVE IT

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Did Someone say… TRADING PAINT?!

I told bassfanimation that I’d do it so I did. *whispers* you didn’t think I’d do it did you?

Truthfully I just wanted to draw Toast and Capable shouting stupid innuendos at Max and Furiosa. And Furiosa giving zero fucks. Hooray for car slang!

And BONUS ACE! Because he’s totally alive and not dead and shut up im not listening to logic lalala.

cameo boltcutter sigil on Furiosa’s belt for primarybufferpanel cuz I thought it was a nice replacement for the skull.

*SLAMS on the reblog button*

There is nothing about this I do not love (and of course Ace is alive)

cygnaut asked: If Max Rockatansky was your boyfriend, he would never ask if the symbolic black scarf you gifted him is a male imperator scarf or a female one.

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And he would definitely wear it while proposing you go on a fiery road trip of redemption. 

#Imperator Engagement Rings #do you take this black scarf #heck yeah I take it (@bassfanimation)

#I’m still trying to pinpoint the exact moment these two become Married#personally I still feel like it’s earlier in Brothers in Arms#With this killswitch code I thee wed. And with this gun I thee vow to respect and support all the days of my life.#Which might just be today because there’s a motorcycle gang AND a car with a flamethrower after us#With my bloody hand upon your metal one serving as a substitute wheel I thee endow#(and all my worldly goods which at this point amounts to my name and a blood transfusion because the fucking War Boys took everything else)#Mad Max#furiosa x max

Perfection.

Look at the 2nd gif and tell me that doesn’t seem like part of some desperate wasteland wedding ceremony (also enjoy Toast, Cheedo, and Capable as the world’s most appalled flower girls.) 

Filed under um blood cw through the gif maybe ‘blood brothers’ is the term I’m looking for but it’s too platonic Mad Max Sage talks Mad Max Toast: I don’t have any objections to this match but I STRONGLY OBJECT TO THE ROCK WE’RE ABOUT TO RUN INTO Cheedo: Does this mean we have a new dad? Capable: forgot the beginning of her wedding toast and is scrambling to make something up (I still want that arranged marriage fic and if I can’t have it I will just write accidental marriage fix in my tags so there) *fic but Freudian slip there

I’m just over here, dragging hands slowly down my face and giving up on any sort of pretense of objectivity.

I never noticed that he put his hand on the back of the metal one in that second gif, until you pointed it out. What. Even.

…true talk tho, the only way that arranged marriage fic might happen to these two is if there’s literal guns pointed at literal heads, and there’d need to be hostages involved, possibly multiple, and perhaps (given this universe) cannibalism, maybe some electrocutions.

And at least three explosions.

And a pint of blood.

Forced-Marriage-Vows Boy, bleeding gently: “By your command, shiny and chrome Immortan, we told Furiosa and the feral of your plans to force them into marriage and breeding.”

Immortan Joe, glaring: “AND?”

Forced-Marriage-Vows Boy, swaying due to blood loss: “The good news is, casualties were minimal and the pair did appear to be bonding as they stole a vehicle and fled into the desert.”

Immortan Joe, glowering: “THE BAD NEWS?”

Forced-Marriage-Vows Boy, curling into a fetal ball in a pool of his own blood: “There’s fire everywhere.”

FUCK WHY IS HTS OS FUNNy 

cygnaut asked: If Max Rockatansky was your boyfriend, he would never ask if the symbolic black scarf you gifted him is a male imperator scarf or a female one.

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And he would definitely wear it while proposing you go on a fiery road trip of redemption. 

#Imperator Engagement Rings #do you take this black scarf #heck yeah I take it (@bassfanimation)

#I’m still trying to pinpoint the exact moment these two become Married#personally I still feel like it’s earlier in Brothers in Arms#With this killswitch code I thee wed. And with this gun I thee vow to respect and support all the days of my life.#Which might just be today because there’s a motorcycle gang AND a car with a flamethrower after us#With my bloody hand upon your metal one serving as a substitute wheel I thee endow#(and all my worldly goods which at this point amounts to my name and a blood transfusion because the fucking War Boys took everything else)#Mad Max#furiosa x max

Perfection.

Look at the 2nd gif and tell me that doesn’t seem like part of some desperate wasteland wedding ceremony (also enjoy Toast, Cheedo, and Capable as the world’s most appalled flower girls.) 

Filed under um blood cw through the gif maybe ‘blood brothers’ is the term I’m looking for but it’s too platonic Mad Max Sage talks Mad Max Toast: I don’t have any objections to this match but I STRONGLY OBJECT TO THE ROCK WE’RE ABOUT TO RUN INTO Cheedo: Does this mean we have a new dad? Capable: forgot the beginning of her wedding toast and is scrambling to make something up (I still want that arranged marriage fic and if I can’t have it I will just write accidental marriage fix in my tags so there) *fic but Freudian slip there

I’m just over here, dragging hands slowly down my face and giving up on any sort of pretense of objectivity.

I never noticed that he put his hand on the back of the metal one in that second gif, until you pointed it out. What. Even.

…true talk tho, the only way that arranged marriage fic might happen to these two is if there’s literal guns pointed at literal heads, and there’d need to be hostages involved, possibly multiple, and perhaps (given this universe) cannibalism, maybe some electrocutions.

And at least three explosions.

And a pint of blood.