thebobblehat:
“ kc-anathema:
“ sssssssim:
“ orange-plum:
“ draelogor:
“ lotrlockedwhovian:
“ viivus:
“ period thoughts
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that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed...

thebobblehat:

kc-anathema:

sssssssim:

orange-plum:

draelogor:

lotrlockedwhovian:

viivus:

period thoughts

that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.

PLEASE


THAT IS ONE ATTRACTIVE SATAN !??

Yeah, he’s got some devilish good looks.

You could almost say he’s…

hot.

(via thepainofthesass)

pfdiva:

rad-and-pregnant:

recoveringlibfem:

whiskey-and-c41:

neuwitch:

Straight men are fucking babies, pass it on. 

Has anyone ever taken a pad or tampon out into the light of day only to have boys and grown men back five feet away? This shit is tip of the stigma iceberg that women experience for simply menstruating. How many of those products in the image can cause toxic shock or infections? How expensive are those products? How often do they need to be bought/replaced? These are real issues that affect our health, finances, and social/internalized perceptions of ourselves. Men absolutely REFUSE to acknowledge us for our biology when it’s not sexually appealing to them. They refuse to consider our mental and physiological health, and mock and silence us when we try to talk about it. 

we should make armor out of menstrual products so men stay away

I’m for it.

(via adelindschade)

Tags: menstruation

timecannotberewritten:

dovahqueene:

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

There are thousands of half-babies in my ballsack and that’s terrifying

at least you don’t bleed them out every month

you make a compelling argument

(Source: flip56000, via starwarsisgay)

dyinghistoric:

spiarmfs:

gavinfreeappreciation:

des-is-scum:

she-wolf707:

equilateralwaffle:

legolokiismighty:

tafffypulller:

skerples:

female-anti-feminist:

foxysmoulder:

but really guys

tampons/pads marketed to young kids who just started getting their periods

should be a thing

wrappers with dinosaurs and planets and glitter and cats and sea creatures 

make kids feel comfortable about something natural that happens to their bodies. 

and for goodness sake

don’t sexualize it

No. Actually. Why do you need this? You don’t. Getting your period means you are starting to mature, which means you need to drive them AWAY from needless things like that. Also, you all bitch enough as it is about paying for these things, imagine how much more money companies will charge for those things? Or, maybe EDUCATE them, so they will already feel comfortable about it. Jesus fucking christ. 

Tell that to ten-year-old me, who still hadn’t had the period talk yet in school. I was crying and freaking out because I thought I was dying. Then my mother comes up to me and says with a smile “You’re becoming a woman!” I didn’t want to grow up yet. I was ten. Fucking ten and was told to start to grow up. My mom wanted me to get away from silly little kids things because I’m fucking bleeding out my goddamn vagina.

Also some people are children at heart and like to be silly and having a dinosaur-patterned maxi-pad would be pretty fuckin’ hilarious and I’m sure there’d be a huge market for that.

Not all people with vaginas are stoic and serious and want the same frilly, swirly boring-ass pads and tampons.

Plus if you’ve been having a miserable day and say you bought the character variety pack of pads. Sitting in the bathroom stall wanting to stab everyone and you open up some baby dinosaur pads. You’ve got dinosaurs in your underwear. No ones gonna ruin your day now.

image

U by Kotex has these, Tween pads. Sparkly box, cute designs on the pad and wrapper. There are even “period facts and myths” in each box, and the inner wrapper has instructions for how to use a pad properly. What’s more is they are smaller than standard pads. (I use these pads because I’m a petite person). Best part? Everywhere I buy them, one box of pads is less than $5. 

^^^^^^^ THESE ARE THE BEST BTW. VERY SOFT AND FUN AND COLORFUL. DID YOU KNOW THAT EVEN SEEING PRETTY COLORS CAN LIFT YOUR MOOD? I DIDN’T. NOW I DO.

BUT REALLY THESE ARE THE BEST OK

BECAUSE WHEN MY TEN-YEAR-OLD SISTER GOT HER PERIOD SHE WAS SUPER SCARED BUT I GAVE HER MY PACK AND SHE’S LIKE THIS LOOKS KINDA COOL AND NOW SHE THINKS SHE’S SO AWESOME AND COOL BECAUSE SHE WEARS COLORFUL PADS WITH SHOOTING STARS AND HEARTS ON THEM AND SHE’S SO CONFIDENT IT’S SO AWESOME

SO YOU TRY TELLING ME THAT SEEING A TEN YEAR OLD GIRL DEPRESSED AND ASHAMED OF A NATURAL BODY FUNCTION IS PREFERABLE TO SEEING HER SHOWING OFF HER UFO AND SHOOTING STAR-PATTERNED PADS TO HER BFFS

YOU WOULDN’T GIVE A FOUR-YEAR-OLD BOY A BORING BEIGE BAND-AID NO YOU’D GO OUT AND BUY THE HECK OUTTA THOSE SPONGEBOB AND TOY STORY SHITS BECAUSE IT MAKES THEM HAPPY DON’T MAKE YOUR GIRLS GROW OUT OF THINGS THAT MAKE THEM HAPPY BEFORE THEY’VE EVEN LEFT ELEMENTARY SCHOOL

Ok but U by Kotex has got all of our backs. This brand dose great and empowering things for all women and even girls :)

Why are people with vaginas expected to be grown ass adults at 10 but people with dicks aren’t expected to act like adults until their 20’s??

Actually I’m p sure men aren’t expected to act like adults ever and that’s really fuckin sad tbh

Cause as soon as a man/older boy doesn’t something stupid it’s ‘oh boys will be boys’

One of my friend’s mom still says that about her 30 something year old when he gets to drunk

It’s pathetic

(via dyinghistoric)

whiskey-and-ink:

I think people who don’t menstruate overall just don’t understand that we cannot stop the blood. If there’s nothing to collect it, it’s going everywhere. Most people can hold a shit, can hold a piss, and can hold back sex, until it’s convenient. When we bleed there is just no stopping it. It doesn’t matter if there’s nothing to catch the blood, it will keep coming.

That’s why this free-tampon discussion is over your heads. You don’t get it. You can compare it to toilet paper or condoms all you want but most of us have control over those things. When we bleed, we keep bleeding until it’s done. There’s no clenching or muscle training that will keep us from bleeding everywhere.

So stop talking about what you don’t understand. If condoms can be free, so can tampons.

(Source: whiskey-and-c41, via thepainofthesass)

Tags: menstruation

amusewithaview:
“pyrrhiccomedy:
“amazonpoodle:
“okay but if we’re comparing this to periods you need to listen to me
i have been on birth control for YEARS. it does not change much. there are three weeks’ worth of pink pills in neat little rows....

amusewithaview:

pyrrhiccomedy:

amazonpoodle:

okay but if we’re comparing this to periods you need to listen to me

i have been on birth control for YEARS. it does not change much. there are three weeks’ worth of pink pills in neat little rows. there is one week of placeholder white pills. without fail, i get my period on the third or fourth day of the white pills.

let me tell you what happens every month: I FORGET THAT SHARK WEEK IS UPON ME.

why am i so hungry? i muse to myself. why am i craving steak? why, even when i deny myself heavy stuff like steak and dairy, is my stomach so upset? why does my whole body ache? why is it so hard to sleep? why am i so much more tired than i’d expect even given how poorly i’m sleeping? where did these zits come from? 

OH WAIT, i exclaim, probably caught out in the wilderness all alone wearing all white over my favorite pricey underwear, with no tampons for miles. IT’S THAT THING THAT HAS BEEN HAPPENING TO ME. EVERY MONTH. FOR THE LAST FIFTEEN YEARS.

what i am trying to communicate is i get where the op of this post is coming from but I AM THAT WEREWOLF

man this is just straight up one of those fuckin things, because the bad juju period chemicals getting dumped into your bloodstream QUITE POSSIBLY MAKE YOU DUMB AS HELL. every month, do I know why I feel achy and exhausted and hungry and why I can’t concentrate for more than 10 minutes at a time? absolutely fuckin not, it is a mystery that utterly baffles me for at least 48 hours. why?? I dunno, maybe because I’m achy and exhausted and hungry and I can’t concentrate on why I feel that way for more than 10 goddamned minutes at a time.

basically what I’m saying is, the werewolves are probably moon-PMSing, cut them some slack.

If you are a werewolf having your period during the full moon and experiencing the overlap of two monthly cycles… Does that make you Moon Moon?

God, that would just be brutal.

(via amusewithaview)

Tags: menstruation

zitoisneato:

ben-levin:

Allie explains the mystical menstrual cycle.

For I was blind, but now I see

(via clockwork-mockingbird)

me-unfortunately:

vampchick24:

forgottenwinterfrost:

thewhitepearlreaper:

damnedheathen:

miamiacoda:

namioki:

girlbrushthreepwood:

lichtenstrange:

ALRIGHT, LISTEN UP LADIES!!


You know how we all love getting our periods? All the cramps and pain that comes with it? Cravings, mood swings, etc.??

WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING

See this? These are Libra Hotties.

When you’re at school or uni or work or just having a good ol’ murder spree in your pretty floral dress, you whack one of these suckers on and BAM! heat patch and some goddamn needed relief!

You stick this patch where your lady muscle of bad-assery is and it slowly heats and lasts for 5 - 8 HOURS!!

Ladies, I ask that you hunt down these little pockets of gold and try them. Because they work. And because the only pain you really need during your period is from your OTP <3

I need this… I’m assuming you can put it on your back as well?

I read this whole post like a (very successful) infomercial for the Tumblr female audience

I would need like 5 of these at once.

WHY ARE SNUGGIES FAMOUS AND NOT THESE

But them here!

not a girl but signal boosting this

@

best christmas present yet

(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

Tags: menstruation

starry-yugen:

micdotcom:

This magical new underwear could replace tampons and pads 

Menstruation is a natural part of life, but it has long been and continues to be stigmatized. Three women have come up with a way to change all that. Twin sisters Radha and Miki Agrawal and friend Antonia Dunbar innovated THINX underwear, which completely eliminates the need for tampons or pads and could also help in need in the developing world.

Click the link and watch the video at the bottom!

I was seriously very moved by what they’re doing for people who have periods in developing countries. Nobody should have to miss out on education or feel ashamed because they have periods. I will definitely be supporting Thinx :3

(Source: mic.com, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)