green-tea-and-baby-carrots:

lycanthropuns:

icanhelpyouthere:

icanhelpyouthere:

Headcanon that McGonagall is offended on a personal level that Umbridge loves cats. 

This literally got 600 more notes just while I was at dinner what the fuck

How has nobody thought about this before tbh

Ok but imagine McGonagall in cat form prowling around the castle, in strategically chosen places so that Umbridge will come across her. 

Umbridge takes the cat back to her office and feeds it a little saucer of milk. The cat starts coming back to Umbridge’s office around the same time every night, until eventually Umbridge gets into a little routine of setting out a saucer of milk for the cat before bed. 

McGonagall now has all the best secrets on Umbridge, all of the results of the evaluations, and most importantly, is in a perfect position to spy on the ministry for the Order of the Phoenix. 

All because Umbridge is obsessed with cats.

(via adelindschade)

danceacrossmymemory:
“harrypotterconfessions:
“I don’t hate all of the changes that the movies made, but one that always makes me cringe is when Professor McGonagall says “I’ve always wanted to use that spell.” People around are dying and literally...

danceacrossmymemory:

harrypotterconfessions:

I don’t hate all of the changes that the movies made, but one that always makes me cringe is when Professor McGonagall says “I’ve always wanted to use that spell.” People around are dying and literally an army of Death Eaters are at the door… I don’t think she’s in the mood for joking and I don’t think she’s trying to be “cute”


(tech’s note: ugh so much agree, it made me so mad. Especially because she’s using it to defend hogwarts. HAHAHA LOL IVE ALWAYS WANTED HOGWARTS TO GET ATTACKED SO I COULD USE THIS SPELL?? No. Also pretty sure it’s the same spell used to animate the chess pieces from the first book.)

This is so weird to me, because like…. it’s the middle of a war? Things are dark as fuck already? George Weasley was lying on the ground with a hole in his head and he was still able to crack ‘holy’ jokes. It’s a legit thing that happens–called, I think, morbid humor: things are fucking awful all around and for some people the only way to deal with it is to make jokes, find something to laugh about. Think about boggarts! They manifest as your biggest fear, and the only real way to beat them is to laugh. It’s a coping mechanism, and it’s a goddamn skill tbh. If you think Minerva’s thought process right then was ‘oh yay, hogwarts is being attacked so I can activate this ancient defense, let’s laugh about it!’ then… well, I’ll question your viewing comprehension at the very least.

I mean there are lots of things in the movies I’ll poke at and nitpick till the end of time. But I could understand where Minerva was coming from. Hope can be found in the darkest of places if one only remembers to turn on the light. Well, sometimes we have to make our own light even if the world feels like it’s about to end.

(via lupinatic)

scalebratayla:

thunderboltsortofapenny:

literary-potato:

meoplelikepeople:

AU where McGonagall puts her foot down and says ‘you’re going to give Lily and James and Sirius and Remus and Peter’s boy to WHO?’ and proceeds to destroy every argument Albus has by saying ‘you don’t want him raised so he’s revered and pampered? Fine, give him to me, I’ll raise him.’

She would be strict and firm but Harry would never doubt that he was loved and important; just no more than anyone else.

Mama McGonagall AU 2k15

I’m crying?

Baby Harry growing up on the Hogwarts grounds.

The paintings on Baby Watch when he learns how to crawl.

The ghosts watching him during naptime.

All the teachers reorganizing their class schedules so someone can watch Harry.

Baby Harry and Hagrid.

They’d have to refit the charms on the school when he hits his terrible two’s because he somehow can get the stairs to move at his whim, and he once stranded a group of 5th year Ravenclaws on a landing for two hours.

Four year old Harry loving Professor Flitwick and his charms, floating fairy lights and flower fish.

Two year old Harry babbling in Parseltongue and accidentally finding the Chamber of Secrets.

The Quidditch teams argue over who gets to teach Harry how to fly only for McGonagall to find out one day and give ALL of them detention.

Harry catching a bug and being miserable and McGonagall shifting into a cat and curling up and purring next to him to settle him down.

Harry getting to meet Remus.

Harry and PEEVES.

Summer vacations to Scotland, Harry knowing every inch of Hogwarts like the back of his hand, Harry growing up as keeper of Hogwarts from the start.

Harry being utterly destroyed by the idea that when he really gets to go to Hogwarts (nevermind he’s been sitting in classes since he was five) he’ll have to choose a House.

Harry at 11, standing in the Great Hall, vehemently denying the Sorting Hat’s attempts to put him anywhere.

Harry going to Hogwarts Unsorted because what, exactly, are they gonna do about it? Kick him out?

I NEED TO WRITE THIS BC DO YOU KNOW HOW AMAZING AN EFFECT THIS WOULD HAVE ON THE SCHOOL?

An Unsorted child being free to go from Common Room to Common Room, talking to everyone, having a small bias for Gryffindor due to Mama McGonagall, but learning how everyone is the same and becoming friends with all sorts!

Still being best friends with Ron and Hermione but also befriending Draco bc he can see there’s a lot more to him than the prat, since he knows all Slytherins wear a mask to hide their insecurities.

Harry trying to clean out the Chamber of Secrets with the help of a few teachers he has wrapped around his fingers so he can have his own special place.

Moaning Myrtle adopting him as a little brother since he’s the only one who likes to listen to her stories and genuinely cares about her.

I need this so badly now omg

(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

Can we please just talk about how sassy Professor McGonagall was?

  • Just look: "Ah, of course. There is no need to tell me any more, Ms. Granger. Which one of you will be dying this year?"
  • I mean really: "I should have made my meaning plainer," said Professor McGonagall, turning at last to look at Umbridge directly in the eyes. "He has achieved high marks in all Defense Against the Dark Arts tests set by a competent teacher."
  • So much sass: "Are you quite sure you wouldn't like a cough drop, Dolores?"
  • She's just full of it: "I doubt it will make much of a difference," said Professor McGonagall coldly, "unless a mad axe-man is waiting outside the doors to slaughter the first into the entrance hall."
  • Her zingers are the best: "Well, usually when a person shakes their head," said McGonagall coldly, "they mean 'no.' So unless Miss Edgecombe is using a form of sign language as yet unknown to humans --"
  • Seriously though: "You look in excellent health to me, Potter, so you will excuse me if I don't let you off homework today. I assure you that if you do die, you need not hand it in."
  • And finally, my all-time favorite: "It unscrews the other way."