amusewithaview asked: DRAGON AGE MR. AND MRS. SMITH AU OMG WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT. I mean, my brain immediately goes to Leliana/Zevran, which, no, because I broship them. BUT CAN YOU IMAGINE ROGUE!PURPLE!HAWKE/ZEVRAN Mr. and Mrs. Smith AU??? Where Zevran and Hawke meet during Hawke's first year in Kirkwall as a mercenary/smuggler and then they have this awkward long-distance courtship and and... omg IDEK, this amuses me so much though.
LISTEN YOU COULD DO THIS WITH SO MANY THINGS.
DRAGON AGE ORIGINS: IDK HOW I’D SWING IT BUT LELIANA/WARDEN? FUCK YEAH
DAII: HAWKE/ZEVRAN HELL YES
SHIT MAN LIKE HALF THE CHARACTERS IN INQUISITION ARE CANONICALLY AT LEAST SORT OF SPIES (Leliana, Bull, Varric, maybe Dorian depending on which hairs you wanted to split, and that’s just who i can think of at midnight after a glass of wine) LET’S GO PEOPLE
DO NOT GET ME STARTED ON THIS, I READ A SPY AU OF FUCKING LES MIS LAST MONTH AND THE ONLY THING THAT OCCURRED TO ME AT THE END OF A (frankly fantastic) FIC WAS “GOSH THIS WOULD BE EVEN BETTER IF IT WAS A MR & MR SMITH AU”
IF YOU’RE GOING TO WRITE A SPY AU ANYWAY WTF WHY WOULDN’T YOU
OR IF SOMETHING IS CANONICALLY A SPY THING WHY WOULDN’T YOU WRITE THIS FIC
BASICALLY WHERE IS MY MAN FROM UNCLE MR & MR SOLO AU
*throws gun-shaped confetti*
MAKE IT ALL SPY ROMCOMS, FOLKS
