littlestartopaz:

jaclcfrost:

what you said was very sweet and means a lot to me but i am incapable of properly responding in any way besides “thank you so much aaaah” because i do not know how to accurately express the exact level of my gratitude to where you completely understand how much what you said meant to me without me getting even more emotional and looking like a fucking nerd: an autobiography

@words-writ-in-starlight

(Source: greelin)

nogitsune-stag:

another texty tag thing

  • hot
  • fuck
  • asshole
  • life
  • worst
  • best
  • kill
  • stab
  • mmmmmm
  • so
  • very
  • much

(Source: adult-garbage, via yea-lets-do-this-shit)

sophielostandfound:

basiacat:

when ur thirsty for fic but you have quite fucking literally read every single quality fanfiction for the pairing

#there comes a time in every fandom#you have reached the last ao3 page#when the well has run dry#you look out at that barren plain#heave a sigh#go back to the first page#lower your standards#and start again (via archnemeton)

these are the truest fucking tags.

we have all known this painful lowering of standards.

(via clockwork-mockingbird)

Glasses problems

grapeyouinthemouth:

  • You can’t find your glasses without your glasses
  • your eyes always hurt for some reason or another
  • getting a new pair is both hellish and exciting 
  • you’re ALWAYS fidgeting with them. the never fit perfectly
  • when they do fit perfectly something happens that throws them off
  • having glasses

(via starwarsisgay)

Tags: my life

People with bad eye sight will understand

yakuza-garbage:

just1nick:

eat-me-out-oppa:

Eye doctor: “one…*switches lenses*..or two? Choose which is better…one….*switches lens again*..or two”

Me: *sweats nervously*

BRUHHHH

me: o-one?

eye doctor: are you sure?

me: “labored breathing* YES

eye doctor: Let’s try again; one *switches lenses* or two?

me: two??

eye doctor: are you s

(Source: joifulmoon, via allephant)