• alexander hamilton: my religious and moral principles are strongly opposed to the practice of dueling, and it would even give me pain to be obliged to shed the blood of a fellow creature in a private combat forbidden by the laws
  • (5 minutes later)
  • a group of republicans: *looks at alex a lil weird*
  • alexander hamilton: i will shoot every single one of you in the fucking mouth right now

leanne-the-pan asked: do you know how tall Alexander Hamilton was?

history-jokes:

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Imagine TJ looming over Alex as they argued.