flutish:

So I’ve been seeing this post floating around Tumblr about how Harry should have retrieved the Resurrection Stone and imagine how wonderful it would have been for the characters to have closure with their loved ones and how beautiful and emotionally satisfying and and and… heart-wrenching stuff.

But… that’s completely not what the Resurrection Stone does.

The Stone is a liar, designed by Death to draw people away from life. The Second Brother literally goes insane from the image of his lost love, and kills himself to join her in death. And if you don’t believe the fairy tale (heh), look at what happens when Harry uses the Stone: Yes, his mother, father, Sirius and Remus appear, but they lure him to death. They literally encourage him to walk to his supposed grave. What does StoneLily say? “You’ve been so brave”. Compare that to the urgency of Goblet of Fire’s ShadowLily. Do they seem quite the same? Does it seem quite like Remus to be so passive in the face of dying before getting to know his son? Or for Sirius to encourage anyone to simply accept their death lying down?

Time and again, J. K. Rowling has emphasized the importance of “moving on” in the context of death. Think about it. Harry has another experience with the memories of his parents which nearly derails him -  the Mirror of Erised. The Stone - which creates a far more tangible memory and far more dangerous allure - is devastating by nature. It’s not heartwarming or romantic or sweet. Frankly, I’m baffled that we would forget such a critical part of the Stone’s mythology. It is no less a murder weapon than the Elder Wand. It simply kills in a more roundabout way.

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weallheartonedirection:
“ E = MC served
”

productofcanada:

heyfunniest:

Best Kiss Cam. 

You sir, get an A+ for preparation and foresight.

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fandomsandfeminism:

harrystark-s:

dear bisexual / pansexual women and political lesbians,

you need to immediately disclose to any woman you plan on dating if you are, in fact, a lesbian, or if you are something else. some lesbians are open to dating bi / pan / PL ladies. some are not. withholding this information is harmful, deceitful behavior that can make lesbians feel unsafe and devalued.

picture it: you’re a lesbian, looking to start a relationship. you meet a woman who claims that she, too, is a lesbian. this signifies that you have, at the very least, a shared sexuality, and you can bond about your experience as a woman who is attracted exclusively to women, which is outside of the patriarchal, heterocentric structure of the vast majority of societies. 

now, imagine that you, a lesbian who is incapable of being attracted to men, get a confession from your girlfriend: she discloses to you that, yeah, actually, she could possibly be with a man and feel emotionally and sexually fulfilled. she, as a bi- or pansexual, is capable of thinking about having sex with a man and not feeling revulsion. your initial feeling of intimacy and security related to the sharing of a sexuality - one of the most basic aspects of your being, which is essential to you - is gone. 

wouldn’t that hurt? wouldn’t that make you feel insecure? wouldn’t you get angry, if you were put into that position?

You know what would hurt me? 

If I was in a relationship with a lesbian and her finding out I am bi was some sort of horrific secret that must be confessed like some shameful pox. 

The fact that bisexual women are seen as being dirty or alien because we have or feel the capacity to be in intimate relationships with men is HARMFUL. It is biphobic and it is disgusting. 

The entire notion that bi women are less valuable and less desirable as partners because we have and/or have the capacity to be intimate with men is so blatantly biphobic and bigoted that I can’t believe I even have to explain it.

How about THIS: Biphobic lesbians who would feel betrayed and insecure because of a bi partners identity have an OBLIGATION to disclose that they are biphobic assholes when they enter into a relationship, in case any bi woman they are interested in was unaware of what an asshole they are. 

(Source: jhoe-s, via thepainofthesass)

ojiisanholic:

facingthewaves:

“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

a thing for one of my favorite posts on this site

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thebobblehat:
“ kc-anathema:
“ sssssssim:
“ orange-plum:
“ draelogor:
“ lotrlockedwhovian:
“ viivus:
“ period thoughts
”
that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed...

thebobblehat:

kc-anathema:

sssssssim:

orange-plum:

draelogor:

lotrlockedwhovian:

viivus:

period thoughts

that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.

PLEASE


THAT IS ONE ATTRACTIVE SATAN !??

Yeah, he’s got some devilish good looks.

You could almost say he’s…

hot.

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lillyhasatumblr:
“ spoopy-giraffe:
“ spooky-fiona-glenanne:
“ y10k:
“ I don’t throw the term genius around loosely, but..
”
I had a friend who had a wallet made from a Stayfree extra long wrapper and she took it travelling in Asia and a guy picked...

lillyhasatumblr:

spoopy-giraffe:

spooky-fiona-glenanne:

y10k:

I don’t throw the term genius around loosely, but..

I had a friend who had a wallet made from a Stayfree extra long wrapper and she took it travelling in Asia and a guy picked her pocket and he dropped it and screamed when he thought he had a pad in his hand.

That is the most beautiful story I’ve ever heard

Reblogging for the most GENIUS wallet-theft-prevention idea that I am astounded to have never seen until now,
On a post about a good idea to smuggle alcohol and avoid price-jacks. 

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infamymonster:

sourcedumal:

rodidor:

its-a-different-world:

datdudediggz:

thetallblacknerd:

onelastperfectverse:

anomaly1:

nipsndnaps:

datdudediggz:

douevencomicbro:

when you forget you comic af

lets keep the party going

anomaly1 Do this please 

When your comic af is comic af

thetallblacknerd Get on this shit bro <3

When you have conflicting personas. WHO AM I????? Oh wait

When you comic af and realize you also regal af

WHERE THE LADIES AT!?!?!?

I LOVE YOU GUYS THIS MADE MY NIGHT

This is my new favorite post.

LMFAO I LOVE IT! But for real, where the girls at tho?

Hang on guys, I got this

Suddenly a woman appears!

But not just any woman….

A WONDER WOMAN

(via yea-lets-do-this-shit)

singelisilverslippers:

bigneonglitter:

hollowedskin:

scorpiofactsdaily:

You are not screaming into the void in vain. The void is just practicing active listening and wants you to let it all out without feeling like it is judging or trying to speak over you

thank you void

flawsinthevoodoo: #the void is there for you #it wants you to know that it and the abyss have been talking #and they both think you’re pretty great #i mean why do you think the abyss looks back into you? #it’s because you look fine as hell

(via amusewithaview)

alexernst:
“ notjackwhite:
“ I drove past this today
”
THIS IS SO FUNNY HAHAHA
”

alexernst:

notjackwhite:

I drove past this today

THIS IS SO FUNNY HAHAHA

(Source: neonrocketship, via yea-lets-do-this-shit)

Tags: NICE