mcrvels:

So in this gifset matt goes to check his watch 

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and i was kinda curious as to how that would work, because obv the watch would need to be in braille right? in order for him to read it? but how would that watch work? So i looked it up and apparently this is more than likely the watch he’s got on him

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and if you don’t think thats the tightest shit get out of my face.

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abdaziel:

little-quantum-leaper:

holier-than-cow:

sweetjanesays:

Pro-tip: if sending the same nudes to multiple people, adjust the images slightly. Crop, change the filters, etc and keep track of what you send to who. That way, if you ever see any leaked anywhere (like on a revenge porn site or some shit), you can know who the weakest link was and hunt them down. Happy sexting, my friends.

Omg perf

Can I just say thanks for this though? Cause like…people make it seem like such a shameful thing to do and I’ve never really thought of it like that. So to see this post that’s being totally positive about it but also giving tips on how to protect yourself is something that’s very special and important to me.

Your body, your choice. Share as you like, but be intelligent about it :)

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The worst summer at a theme park.

fuck-customers:

So, earlier this summer, I worked at a theme park out of the country as part of an internship. It was a really good experience and, for the most part, I had fun. There were a few things I disliked about the job–pushy management, overzealous crowds, etc.–but that’s with every job.

Anyway, this place was was really hot and humid, and guests would get tired of walking and being out in the sun. The park was kind’ve like Animal Kingdom at Disney World in that we had animals and rides.

Okay, I’m getting off track. Well, shortly after I arrived, I went from working as a feeder (things happened and that was nooot the job for me. Long story short, I almost lost my arm. Yeah.) to a ride attendant. All I did was let people through and tell them to have a good time & be safe.

Well, one day, I’m letting people through when I get a phone call. I had just let two kids through when the phone rang. I was told there was an emergency, and I had to stop letting people on the ride and direct all guests to the front entrance.

I hang up and look at the crowd. Great. Long ass line. I told them the ride was cancelled and they got PISSED. I tried explaining that I just worked there and didn’t make the rules…nope. Not working.

Anyway, long story short, a lot of people got eaten by dinosaurs, and I don’t recommend working at Jurassic World

(I literally read this entire thing thinking omg does this person work at fucking Jurassic World. 😂😂😂😂 nice one.)

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underhuntressmoon:

thehumon:

For a moment I felt like I was in the Twilight Zone.

This is why I love my doctor.

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