A 5 Headcanons request from @littlestartopaz. “Okay, let’s see…. New Star Trek world, where old Kirk came through with old Spock.”

Oh my God I love it, it would be a mess, we’re gonna do double headcanons for it, I love these guys.  We’re gonna need a read-more on this sucker, and I swear to God that this is only ten headcanons, but it got so out of hand.

  • Through methods unknown but probably involving the Nexus, ex-Admiral James T. Kirk got snatched off the bridge of the Enterprise just before the collapse that would have killed him, and between one blink and another he’s on a sleek silver-and-white ship with an elderly Vulcan at the controls, bursting out of…what, a black hole? Maybe he’s dead after all, because what the fuck.
    • “Who the hell are you?” Kirk blurts before he can think it through, and the Vulcan spins around like…well, like a human, startled and alarmed.
    • Jim?” the Vulcan demands after a long pause, and that look of unsuccessfully repressed shock is familiar.
    • Spock?” Kirk half-shouts.  And then they’re being sucked into a giant tentacled ship and it’s suddenly very hard to figure out what’s going on, what with the swarms of Romulans and everything.  

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Tags: au meme star trek star trek fic james t. kirk spock i fucking love star trek oh my god i love star trek so much moran writes stuff fic request littlestartopaz let's boldly go motherfuckers two kirks au OTHER THINGS ABOUT THIS VERSE jim kirk is a lot more slack with the temporal prime directive than spock spock is very stressed about not telling anyone too much kirk on the other hand is like 'it's ALREADY a separate timeline how much damage could i possibly do' so he gets ahold of jim and he's like 'okay listen i need to tell you some stuff about whales and khan and a thing that might happen called the genesis project' 'you're going to need to stop all of that' and jim is like 'WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME' and spock is very pokerfaced about his amusement because HIS older self just lets him get on with it oh and at some point kirk and spock found the younger bones and were very distressed and bones was like 'jim who the fuck is this and why are he and a vulcan both looking at me like i'm a dead man walking' and jim was like 'that's a long story let's not get into it right now oh look something shiny' why do i write like i'm running out of time also if someone wanted to hear more about this universe i am willing to say more although i don't ship any of the triumvirate in any configuration i'm sorry i like spock/uhura too much as well as bones/being cranky and jim/the enterprise let's be real kirk is too busy being in love with his ship and everyone on her and the stars to be in love with a person