Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

princessamericachavez:

remember the Son of Neptune book where Hazel describe Percy and he was so RIDICULOUSLY powerful and beautiful and terrifying she thought he was god and my son is honestly so strong and must be a horrific enemy and a force to be feared 

…but we forget because we know his inner dialogue is 50% “fuck fuck fuck AHHHHHHHHH well shit” and the other 50% is “I have no idea what’s going on but let’s just roll with it and hope I survive”

And honestly Percy Jackson is 10/10 the most relatable fake adult millennial to ever bluff his way through life. A true icon. The hero our generation deserves.

(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

jackson-percyy:

Monster: I want to kill you 

Percy: Step in line, your number 473, aprox. wait time 2 years

(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

ofswordsandpens:

percyfrickingjackson:

optimistic-turtle:

percyfrickingjackson:

Headcannon that all demigod children of Poseidon have amazing singing voices because they are related to the sirens.

Except for Percy

No, Especially Percy.

So like pretty much no one hears Percy sing and one day he’s just like “hey what’s the name of this song” and he sings a little verse and everyone just sorta stops and looks at him because they were weirdly compelled to drop everything they were doing and just go over to listen to him and he’s just looking back at them like what??

(Source: rylzizzle, via thepainofthesass)

thegladelf:

percyyoulittlepumpkin:

Friendly reminder that Percy Jackson tries his best to follow the rules, while Annabeth Chase just breaks them

I’m sorry, but I have to stick the original tags in here…They’re epic.

#stop saying percy breaks all the rules#the boy freaks out everytime Annabeth breaks a rule#ANNABETH YOU CAN’T SIT ON MY TABLE!!! THERE ARE RULESSSSSS#ANNABETH WE CAN’T LEAVE CAMP TO GO TO A QUEST THAT HERMER GAVE US#ANNABETH YOU CAN’T HAVE FOUR PEOPLE ON A QUEST#THE RULEEEEES#ANNABETH YOU CAN’T BE ON MY CABIN ALONE#COACH HEDGE HAVE RULES#Stop pretending Percy doesn’t give a fuck#he gives a fuck#he gives all the fucks#except when Annabeth life’s is in danger#but other than that Percy tries his best to live a quiet life#the fates have other ideas#all the boy wants to do is follow the rules and be in peace#Percy Jackson

(Source: percyyoulittleshit, via allephant)