Eliot “no shoes on the table” Spencer.
#really though how much of Eliot’s time is spent just trying to housebreak his teammates? #no Nate whiskey for breakfast is a pub song not a valid lifestyle choice #no Sophie you cannot get yet another set of monogrammed towels #bring me a list of your twelve favorite names and I’ll scramble them up and you can have a surprise each month #no Hardison your feet do not belong on the table #your empty soda bottles do not belong on the floor inside this apartment or in the van #lagers do not belong on your winter menu and definitely not with a chocolate lava cake damn it Hardison we already covered this! #(your trackers do definitely belong in Parker’s shoes though that one was probably a good call) #speaking of which no Parker your shoes do not belong on the roof a pigeon knocked one off and scared the shit out of me #also your shoes do not belong on the table either #no one’s shoes belong on the table #please for the love of god can we just sit here and plan our elaborate con like a well-behaved family #can I not have just ten minutes of peace and quiet #do not make me turn this heist around (tags via ereborne)
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