For @littlestartopaz : Steve catches Wanda sulking and invites her to Disney Night with Nat and Clint.  Wanda teases him, and Vision ends up there too.  Better yet, not MCU so we can also have her brother.  Or just ignore that part of the MCU.

GOOD. Also, Quicksilver is alive and healthy after a while in a healing coma, as speedsters do.  I read a wild AU once where he was shot and died, and the comments were full of complaints about how it didn’t make sense.  I am RIGHT THIS MOMENT deciding that this fic and this and this and possibly some others with small tweaks exist in the same universe as this one (I do not have a timeline to speak of) and also I’m disregarding that same wild AU’s belief that Clint lives?  On a farm?  Rather than a shitty apartment building in NYC and the Tower/Mansion?  And that Nat and Clint are not soulmates on a level that makes romance look downright petty, kay-thanks-bye.  AND also I’m so glad we all remember how Wanda and Pietro were kids who were pressganged and conned into service of HYDRA rather than being voluntary recruits.

It wasn’t like Wanda had expected her relationship with Pietro to be all roses after he came out of his coma, but her worry had also done a spectacular job of blurring out some of his less desirable qualities as a brother.  Like, just for example, his overwhelming, pointless, overprotective bullshit.  She muttered a bitter Sokovian curse under her breath and stripped off her jacket, dropping it on the bed without a care for the soot that would certainly stain her sheets.  The rest of her uniform was given the same careless treatment, abandoned on the floor as she yanked on a pair of leggings and a soft shirt two sizes too big.

She wasn’t even sure who she was more frustrated with—Pietro, for yanking her out of the way of a spider ‘bot that she could have taken care of, or herself, for losing focus for long enough to let him take the hit for her.  Someday, he was going to suddenly realize that his fragile twin sister had gone and turned into an adult while he was busy fending off the world.  She hoped it was sooner rather than later, or she might have to beat it into him.  Assuming he even lived that long, which was beginning to look increasingly unlikely.

“Stupid nervous bastard,” she muttered in English, and flopped down on her bed, flat on her back with her fingers laced over her face.  “Martyr.”

“Hazard of the profession,” Steve’s voice said, amused.  Wanda turned her head, untangling her fingers to look toward the door, where Steve was leaning against her doorjamb.  He was dressed in sweats and a t-shirt, standard fare for any of them after showering upon returning from a mission.  His hair was a rumpled mess and he had a nasty purple and blue bruise marbling over one cheek, where Bruce had diagnosed a cracked zygomatic.  In combination with the blood that had been leaking from a split in his lip, Natasha had cheerfully commented that he was looking very patriotic indeed.

“Put ice on your face,” she said, frowning at him across the landscape of her comforter.  Steve grinned at her, and winced, raising the cold pack in his hand back to his cheek.  

“Like I said,” Steve said.  His voice was muffled, but his eyes were bright and wild with adrenaline, like blue fire.  “We’re all fucking martyrs, or so I’m told.  Your brother just wants to keep you safe.”

“Well, I just spent months at his bedside because he took eight bullets to the chest and severed his spine,” Wanda said, sitting up sharply.  “So he can get over it.”

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geekysprinkler:

how come xmen quicksilver can save 31+people, a dog, and like 5 goldfish from an exploding building and yet aou quicksilver can’t even stop himself from getting shot

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petite-madame:

“The Avengers and their favorite T-shirts” Series - Post 3/3

You can find POST ONE here (Tony, Steve, Bucky and Sam) and POST TWO here (Clint, Natasha, Thor, Bruce and Clint + Sam).

If you are interested, some of these T-shirts really exist! You can find them here: Wanda - Pietro - Vision - Hope - T’Challa - Rhodey - Sharon - Peter - Sam

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stephrc79:

shanology:

touchyourblood:

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mayikillhimyourmajesty:

#that line made me just a little happy inside#because…really…that is what shield is supposed to be#we will be the support system you guys need as you fight the baddies we can’t#we will do the production and clean-up work so you can have the space to do your jobs#and we sacrifice every bit as much so we can protect people#shield#aou (via takiki16)

This was hands down one of my favorite scenes of the movie because I recognized so many people from Cap 2 and it made me so happy. Like not just tech guy who said no to Rumlow but also the guy who tried to get the doors shut was there and a few others. It makes me so happy to see all of them again and I hope we see them in future movies to because they’re awesome. Also can we talk about Tasha’s smile? Because you know she’s thinking about how *this* was the SHIELD she signed up for and how happy she is it does exist and isn’t just another let down.

Better with meta!

I fully believe that (like everyone else) Pietro and Wanda thought they were working with S.H.I.E.L.D., and had no idea until the start of this movie that it was really HYDRA, so they were under the impression that that was what S.H.I.E.L.D. was. People like Strucker, doing whatever they please with no concern for anything but gaining power. You will never convince me that at some point on the way back from Korea, Steve didn’t talk to them about this, and assure them that they’re right to feel the way they do, that the version of S.H.I.E.L.D. they joined was everything wrong with it. Not just the fact that it was controlled by HYDRA, but that it was about dishing out punishment before crimes and gaining power even if innocent people get hurt along the way. And I think Steve would’ve told them about Peggy, about the purpose she originally helped found S.H.I.E.L.D. for–to protect the innocent.

So when Pietro turns to Steve and Natasha–S.H.I.E.L.D.’s inspiration and most loyal member, respectively–to ask them “this is S.H.I.E.L.D.?” and there’s that awed smile on his face, it’s not just about relief that they have backup. It’s seeing for the first time in years that there are people he and Wanda can count on. People who really will do what’s right. And seeing that if a mistake as gigantic as S.H.I.E.L.D. can turn into something great, so can they.

THIS ^^^^^

I’M NOT CRYING, YOU SHUT UP

(Source: jason-todds, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)