Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

mynosylexia:

holy shit there are parents in california holding measles parties to get their kids infected with measles

i’ve heard of chicken pox parties, but with chickenpox, you’re probably not gonna get it again if you get it once

BUT IF YOUR KID GETS MEASLES

THEY COULD DIE

MEASLES IS DIFFERENT FROM CHICKENPOX PLEASE VACCINATE YOUR FLESHBAGS

(Source: mynosarchive, via adelindschade)

lostdaemon asked: "Steve Rogers Writes Smut" is how I shall traumatize people with flowery sex scenes. Steve will prove he should stick to drawing. Flesh swords. Pink pickles. "His man tool stood firm, like a thick beige asparagus."

typhoidmeri:

That made me choke on my coffee. I hope you are happy.

It sounds more like Tony or Clint trying to write fanfic as Steve. Where as Steve probably worked on tijuana bibles to make rent, and had a love of books and erotic poetry that is rekindled in the future. The internet, so helpful. If he chose to write it would probably be semi decent and filled with more expletives than one would suspect.

Steve is the trolliest troll to ever troll and not a goddamned person in the world believes that the stories he write would ever be by him, the world suspects that all the literary porn is written by some cracked English Lit student when really its by a superhero who plays up to his role of being a shining beacon of purity. 

Now imagine Darcy fangirling over this ‘anonymous’ fic writer, who is actually Captain America. 

katarkiwi:

buckysexual:

squireofgeekdom:

timelessmulder:

nataliedormere:

natalie dormer and dane dehaan playing equally murderous rich twins

 #I LITERALLY SQUEALED HOWEVER #MAY I RAISE YOU THIS: #LUPITA NYONG’O AND ANTHONY MACKIE

LUPITA NYONG’O AND ANTHONY MACKIE AS THE TWIN PRIVATE DETECTIVES HIRED TO CATCH NATALIE DORMER AND DANE DEHAAN

I

NEED

THIS

MOVIE

(Source: johnnkeats, via adelindschade)

billie-the-skull:

Why is no one talking about the fact that when Sherlock pulls John from the fire

and John opens his eyes

Sherlock is completely in focus, while every time he looks at Mary, she blurs

(Source: admittedlymaddy, via sherlockspeare)

angergirl:

I will never forget the time I worked at Panera and charged a woman an extra 10 cents for getting her coffee in a mug rather than a small cup (that was our rule at the time) and a week later she stormed in and said, “So I called your corporate offices to get you fired for overcharging me for coffee, and do you know what they said? They said you were following company policy! They refused to do anything about it! Can you believe how rude they were to me?”

“Oh dear,” I said.

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