lathori asked: Star Wars Camelot AU Fucking Go <3 Your Wife
- CLEARLY Finn is King of Camelot, destined
ruler of all Albion, hero-king snatched from a training center designed to churn out
devoted soldiers for a dangerous faction rising in the wake of the previous
wicked king’s demise (Palpatine, obvs)
- Rey is his queen and court enchanter, and
Finn met her after being separated from his guardsan attack by bandits—she
whomped him good with a staff and threw him into a lake with magic. Naturally, he brought her back to his citadel
and was like “This is our new court enchanter, she used to be a feral mountain
child” and within a few months everyone went “Hey Finn what if you got married”
and he went “Sounds great, meet your new queen!” And everyone was EITHER really delighted OR
completely horrified. They’re a kickass
couple and Rey is really good with seeing possible lines of influence and Finn
is actually a killer diplomat and basically they rock.
- With the help of their Most Loyal and Trusted
Knight, who would DIE for his king, especially since Finn swooped in and saved
him when his quest went horribly awry in the process of booking it from the
First Order. Obviously this is the adopted
son of the Lady of the Lake, Sir Poe Dameron (du Lac)…
- You see where I’m going with this.
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yol-ande asked: Oh oh oh, I saw you ship Damerons, could you write something ridiculously fluffy with Finn being badass, while Rey and Poe are all starry-eyed over it? This fandom needs more Finn love. (And I need all of the fluff)
Okay I’m so sorry for the delay but
HERE. Also, bear with me, there is in
fact some fluff here, but this kind of turned into a crash course in my favorite
tropes, so the fluff is…at the end.
We’ve got dramatic rescues! We’ve
got canon references! We’ve got
hurt/comfort after interrogation! We’ve
got the Damerons being stupid in love with each other! We’ve got Rey being deadly as fuck even
severely compromised! We’ve got Finn the
patron saint of revolution! We’ve got
disguises and drugs and sweary droids! And
eventually we’ve got fluff. Also this is like…twelve pages, pushing 6K, I have no excuse. I’ve also decided that Shinedown’s Cut The Cord is the new theme song for the Stormtrooper revolution.
Poe wasn’t sure how long they had been there—definitely
days, but probably not more than a dozen.
Probably. It was hard to tell,
with irregular ration schedules, and there were no other prisoners in their dark
cell to ask. The brig was far from the
hull of the vast First Order battlecruiser, too, and although the impenetrable
black wouldn’t have helped with timekeeping, he wished they could at least see
the stars.
They didn’t seem interested in him, but they had taken
Rey from him three times since they were first captured—all his injuries were
from trying to keep them from taking her, against her direct orders. The first time, she had walked, as graceful
and serene as a dead moon, between the Stormtroopers. She had been weak with the cuffs on her
wrists, cutting her off from the Force, clean and crisp as a lightsaber slash,
but she was strong. They had returned
her to him bruised and exhausted, wilted with it, and she had bared all her
teeth at him proudly and snarled that they would never get answers out of
her.
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