lathori asked: Star Wars Camelot AU Fucking Go <3 Your Wife

  • CLEARLY Finn is King of Camelot, destined ruler of all Albion, hero-king snatched from a training center designed to churn out devoted soldiers for a dangerous faction rising in the wake of the previous wicked king’s demise (Palpatine, obvs)
  • Rey is his queen and court enchanter, and Finn met her after being separated from his guardsan attack by bandits—she whomped him good with a staff and threw him into a lake with magic.  Naturally, he brought her back to his citadel and was like “This is our new court enchanter, she used to be a feral mountain child” and within a few months everyone went “Hey Finn what if you got married” and he went “Sounds great, meet your new queen!”  And everyone was EITHER really delighted OR completely horrified.  They’re a kickass couple and Rey is really good with seeing possible lines of influence and Finn is actually a killer diplomat and basically they rock.
  • With the help of their Most Loyal and Trusted Knight, who would DIE for his king, especially since Finn swooped in and saved him when his quest went horribly awry in the process of booking it from the First Order.  Obviously this is the adopted son of the Lady of the Lake, Sir Poe Dameron (du Lac)…  
  • You see where I’m going with this.

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lazaefair:

bomberqueen17:

boxoftheskyking:

boxoftheskyking:

Okay get this : Poe Dameron does Drunk History (of the Rebellion)

Realistically this is Poe weeping and saying “he was the *pilot* do you get it??? He was the pilot!!!”

Yeah everybody’s assuming Poe would have Cassian as his idol but here’s the thing, and I’m just going to lay this out here for you: Bodhi Rook would be someone Poe admired very, very much. And i know, Finn would be moved by his story, but Poe would have known his story all along and had it in his heart.
And maybe that’s why the instant a Stormtrooper pulled his helmet off and said, “This is a rescue,” Poe was like !!!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 !!!! because there, in his heart, was Bodhi Rook, who did the right thing even though he was afraid, who did the right thing even though he wasn’t treated well, who did the right thing because it was the right thing and he had to.

How did this headcanon get even better? How???

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peradii:

theory: poe dameron is absolutely jacked and none of the other pilots can work out why because he is never in the gym and all he does is lounge around and fly and eat stupendous quantities of food, but then finn catches him lifting bb-8 up for a cuddle and works it out, because bb-8 isn’t light. 

tl;dr: poe dameron’s work out consists solely of snuggling his droid

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hinonekart:

“anti-fascist space latino whose best friend is a droid” is the best new weirdly specific character archetype of the 21st century

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  • me: i don't have a type.
  • me: *watches the force awakens, falls in love with oscar isaac*
  • me: *watches rogue one, falls in love with diego luna*
  • me: i have a type.

dubiousculturalartifact:

moghedien:

OF COURSE THIS HAPPENED

next round of posters:
Poe Dameron: A Face Even Stomtrooopers Would Defect For

leupagus:

This is a guy who has VERY strong opinions on the new cheese stand at the farmer’s market and his husband who is FED UP HEARING ABOUT IT FOR THE 17TH TIME

(Source: oscaricaas, via princehal9000)

yol-ande asked: Oh oh oh, I saw you ship Damerons, could you write something ridiculously fluffy with Finn being badass, while Rey and Poe are all starry-eyed over it? This fandom needs more Finn love. (And I need all of the fluff)

Okay I’m so sorry for the delay but HERE.  Also, bear with me, there is in fact some fluff here, but this kind of turned into a crash course in my favorite tropes, so the fluff is…at the end. We’ve got dramatic rescues!  We’ve got canon references!  We’ve got hurt/comfort after interrogation!  We’ve got the Damerons being stupid in love with each other!  We’ve got Rey being deadly as fuck even severely compromised!  We’ve got Finn the patron saint of revolution!  We’ve got disguises and drugs and sweary droids!  And eventually we’ve got fluff.  Also this is like…twelve pages, pushing 6K, I have no excuse.  I’ve also decided that Shinedown’s Cut The Cord is the new theme song for the Stormtrooper revolution.

Poe wasn’t sure how long they had been there—definitely days, but probably not more than a dozen. Probably.  It was hard to tell, with irregular ration schedules, and there were no other prisoners in their dark cell to ask.  The brig was far from the hull of the vast First Order battlecruiser, too, and although the impenetrable black wouldn’t have helped with timekeeping, he wished they could at least see the stars.

They didn’t seem interested in him, but they had taken Rey from him three times since they were first captured—all his injuries were from trying to keep them from taking her, against her direct orders.  The first time, she had walked, as graceful and serene as a dead moon, between the Stormtroopers.  She had been weak with the cuffs on her wrists, cutting her off from the Force, clean and crisp as a lightsaber slash, but she was strong.  They had returned her to him bruised and exhausted, wilted with it, and she had bared all her teeth at him proudly and snarled that they would never get answers out of her.  

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  • ily: I love you
  • ilysm: I love you so much
  • tmjnnnnkiisyyagmf: that's my jacket. No no no no! Keep it, it suits you. You're a good man, Finn.

belligerentbagel:

help them, poe dameron; you’re their only hope 

fast lil doodle from @imaginarygolux‘s Tastes Like Ration Bar 

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