I asked for an army, and all I got was you.
#even from azzano#i can hear bucky’s voice#screaming ‘wHAT’D YOU SAY ABOUT MY STEVIE YOU PRICK?!’
(Source: buckybarrnes, via starwarsisgay)
stuck in the constant limbo between “really excited about my own writing” and “pretty sure I can’t actually write”
(via clockwork-mockingbird)
Natalia Peggy Rogers, you are named after the two bravest, strongest, independent women I have ever had the pleasure of knowing.
Tony Clint Bruce Thor Rogers, I am so sorry your uncles got hold of your birth certificate before me.
(via fireflyca)
crows are fucking great and scary as hell. My friends kitty killed a crow a while ago, and up until recently was a marked cat. they would send one to watch him whenever he was outside, and then after a little while my friend found the cat under a car across the street making all kinds of sounds, and the car was surrounded by crows all fucking snapping at him and raising hell.
Uhh maybe the hit has been called off after that or something, I think the cat just doesn’t rly go outside anymore for the most part now
im really bothered about what information can be processed by the crow community and like how that information is transmitted. like crows know stuff and they definitely talk to one another but like how. and what do they know about me. how much of the shit i do goes on my crow permanent record. where do they keep that stuff
a fun fact about crows is: any time a secret comes into existence which is known by only one person, somewhere in the world, a crow learns this secret also
(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
SCIENCE HAS CONFIRMED THAT DOGS LOVE US BACK BECAUSE THEY GET THE SAME RUSH OF OXYTOCIN WHEN THEY LOOK AT US THAT WE GET WHEN WE LOOK AT THEM
Are you telling me that dogs are looking up to us and think “omg what an adorable fucking cutiepie”?
a while ago I read an article about how dogs love us back, but recognize that we’re different from them, while cats see us as bigger and clumsier than them, but do not consider us different
Dogs: I am fuzzy creature and you are a different adorable creature and I love you!!!!!
Cats: I am lanky and graceful and you are a giant fucktard
(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
- Schools: we're so poor
- Schools: we have no money
- Schools: we can't afford to get you better/good/any equipment
- Schools: That includes food supplies and kitchens
- Schools: we can only afford windows 98, you'll just have to make do with slow computers. But finish this 2 hour task in 45 minutes.
- Schools: We can't afford new books
- Schools: we can't afford new art supplies, just put water on this rock hard paint from 1959, it'll work.
- Schools: We can't afford new sewing machines, just hand sew it or break your hand on the broken ones, but i expect you to make a fuckin dress in 3 lessons.
- Schools: *buy 20 foot signs to say how great the school is*
- Schools: *buy public transport ads to say how well-equipped they are*
- Schools: *buy ipads for every teacher*
- Schools: *buys a wii that's only ever seen on open days/evenings*
- Schools: *builds a new staffroom, despite the old one being fine???*
- Schools: *builds a fucking glass dome in the field what the fuck? Never use it*
- Schools: *buy laptops for teachers, despite the student ones being from fuckin 1801 or some shit*
- Schools: *build classrooms going into the sky or some shit?*
- Schools: *on parents' evening* wE'RE POOR AS SHIT DONATIONS WELCOME
the anime in less then 8 seconds.
This is it. This is each character and what they do in the entire anime.
before I watched this series I didn’t believe that at all
I have learned
(Source: mgoudeys, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
