amusewithaview:

Netflix:  LOOK AT ALL THE AMAZING TITLES WE HAVE.

Me: *scrolls*

Netflix:  SO MANY MOVIES AND TV SHOWS YOU’VE NEVER SEEN.

Me: *continues scrolling*

Netflix:  TRY SOMETHING NEW!  SOMETHING RECOMMENDED JUST FOR YOU!  WE HAVE COMPILED A TASTE PROFILE AND WE THINK -

Me: Ooh!  What about that?

Netflix: …that?  You’ve already watched that.  You own it on DVD!

Me: Your point?

Netflix: WE HAVE SO MANY NEW THINGS!  ACCLAIMED THINGS!  THINGS YOU PROMISED YOURSELF YOU WOULD WATCH WHEN YOU GOT THE CHANCE!

Me: …but this reminds me of the babe.

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