“The Avengers and their favorite T-shirts” Series - Post 3/3
You can find POST ONE here (Tony, Steve, Bucky and Sam) and POST TWO here (Clint, Natasha, Thor, Bruce and Clint + Sam).
If you are interested, some of these T-shirts really exist! You can find them here: Wanda - Pietro - Vision - Hope - T’Challa - Rhodey - Sharon - Peter - Sam
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but can we consider that Rhodey does, in fact, outrank Steve Rogers?
now picture rhodey meeting steve and steve snapping a salute
that is all
and Rhodey would be totally serious about it until the second Steve walked out of the room and then he’d totally turn and look at Tony with crazy eyes and Tony would be like “JARVIS TOOK PICTURES FROM EVERY ANGLE YOU’RE WELCOME”
#Tony: Steve this is Colonel… What the fuck are you doing? #I said Colonel as a joke this is my friend Rhodey #Rhodey from MIT #Why the fuck are you acting like #Oh shit #Rhodey tell him to stand on his head #Come on Rhodey he’s your subordinate #make /Captain/ America stand on his head
“Captain?”
“Yes, Colonel.”
“…Your orders are to stand Tony Stark on his head.”
“Yes sir!”
“-HEY”
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but can we consider that Rhodey does, in fact, outrank Steve Rogers?
now picture rhodey meeting steve and steve snapping a salute
that is all
and Rhodey would be totally serious about it until the second Steve walked out of the room and then he’d totally turn and look at Tony with crazy eyes and Tony would be like “JARVIS TOOK PICTURES FROM EVERY ANGLE YOU’RE WELCOME”
#Tony: Steve this is Colonel… What the fuck are you doing? #I said Colonel as a joke this is my friend Rhodey #Rhodey from MIT #Why the fuck are you acting like #Oh shit #Rhodey tell him to stand on his head #Come on Rhodey he’s your subordinate #make /Captain/ America stand on his head
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So I’ve recently written a lot of posts that talk about James Rhodes, aka War Machine, aka the only person in the world who put up with Tony Stark for decades. I thought it might be useful if I link them all in one place. So….
- The original post: Rhodey is indeed a rocket scientist
- Racism is the Air Force and diversity in engineering
- Rhodey’s day-to-day life and rising in the ranks
- How enlisted and officers could interact with a specific eye for Sam and Rhodey, plus briefly DADT
- How military contracts work (i.e. Tony is not more powerful than the military contracting)
Full disclaimer: I am not in the Air Force. I just work with Air Force officers on a daily basis.
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#I can’t even fucking tell you guys #how much I love Rhodey’s whole ‘rolling with it’ attitude with shit #this is what I aspire to be like #just #’got burned out of my suit’ #’rolling with it’ #’dude breathes fire’ #’can deal with it’ #’Tony has 47 fucking thousand suits’ #’I got a .45 and a green polo shirt’ #’I can do this man’#rHODEY FOR PRESIDENT (via iamwarmachine)
#oh god now i actually want to write Rhodey For President#Tony finances the whole campaign easily#it’s a joke until rhodey realizes how shit the other candidates are#RHODEY BECOMES PRESIDENT#THE SECRET SERVICE HATES HIM BECAUSE HE’S WAR MACHINE AND IS ALSO A SUPERHERO
im so glad Don got this part. he’s so pleasant to watch on screen.
(Source: mattymurdock, via bronzedragon)
“If you step out that door, you’re an Avenger”
FALCON and WAR MACHINE make a mad dash for the door past Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch.
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