royalslayer asked: i remember i started following you after a reply you made on some medical issue about the male and female bodies being different and needing different first aid and it was informative that was like what 2 years ago holy shit
That was apparently a popular reason to join the party. …parade? …conga line? Well, whatever. Glad you have you, my dude!
you say “based off of ****” and soar away in writing hell
You know what’s up.
royalslayer asked: im gonna fuckin die that ficw as the besT
I AM RIDE-OR-DIE ON THIS EXACT VERSION OF STEVE ROGERS OKAY
Also, I am very serious about this being how the PR folks find out that Steve Rogers is, in fact, NOT the benign and lovable (if slightly bigoted) grandpa they expected to yank out of the ice. Bucky finds the footage of this interaction eventually and laughs until there are literally tears streaming down his face.
royalslayer asked: help i just finished a psych analysis of a dogme 95 movie i didnt watch and im gonna give it back today for 15% of my final grade why am i like this
If it makes you feel any better, I have to research and write three chapters of my thesis in the next month, so…like, at least you’re not the only one who’s like this.
royalslayer asked: wait wait wait wait. when you say robin hood, do you mean the old disney animation with the fox robin hood? because if so, im calling closeted furry here
laUGHING
Oh buddy that would almost be better. Like, don’t get me wrong, that was 100% my favorite movie as a Smol, but no, I was that kid who literally intended to time travel and marry Robin Hood and Maid Marian. Like, I was going to figure out time travel so that I could be one of the Merry Men, that was The Plan. I was Very Serious about my weird poly crush.
I’d like to point out that I’ve since grown up and decided that I would struggle in most poly relationships, BUT I would still marry Robin and Marian. Especially from Robin McKinley’s Outlaws of Sherwood, which is MY FAVE VERSION because Marian is a badass and Robin is perpetually heart eyes over her all the time. Scarlet is also good, which has Maid Marian as Will Scarlet (no, it’s not gay, she’s in disguise). I didn’t like BBC’s Robin Hood much–the first season was fun trash, but I honestly bailed on the spot when they killed Marian and tuned back in just in time to find out that they BURN DOWN NOTTINGHAM AND KILL ROBIN at which point I was just like *flips table* NO.
royalslayer asked: hello yes i heard about book suggestions and. novel of the dresden files, by jim butcher. a wonderful mix of fantastic, fantasy and noir novel. the humor is spot on, the characters believable. it is not perfect by any means, but it is highly enjoyable and i recommend it to everyone.
BABE, The Dresden Files are the shit, I haven’t had time to blow through the whole series but I fucking LOVE the urban-fantasy-noir vibe of them, I aspire to that vibe in my life and in my writing. Harry Dresden is the patron saint of Being Fucking Done, I adore him, and Murphy is so small and fighty and lawful, I just. I fucking LOVE The Dresden Files, like, hell fucking yes, I need to acquire ALL OF THEM and read them obsessively. Everyone, if you’re in the mood for weird dark cities full of intricate magic and secrets, and characters who just want to take a nap but are going to save the world anyway so that they CAN take a nap, Harry Dresden is here for you. Like, no, it’s not perfect, no book is, but it’s a great fucking ride.
Also if anyone has any good recommendations for fic of “Harry Dresden gets sucked into another magic user’s debacle and just wants to be left alone,” hit me the fuck up. Like there’s this one particular one where Sarah Williams’ stepmother (of Labyrinth) comes to him and asks for help because Sarah, the newly-crowned Goblin Queen, keeps visiting and is getting increasingly inhuman and the stepmother is afraid, it’s both deeply unnerving and FUCKING GLORIOUS, I believe the series is called “Children’s Voices Should Be Dear” and y’all should go read it.
I’m gonna fucking post this publicly because DRESDEN FILES.
ALSO-ALSO, oh my God, guys, make this a thing, send me book recs or requests for book recs, oh my god do it, I’ve read too many books in my life.
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