@simonalkenmayerSanta is on strike due to global warming. All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger. Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.
“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”
“Yes good”
“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”
“Wait no”
“EAT THEM”
“sasha no”
@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching
She is making a list
It is not easy with her paws but she is making it
shes almost here
EAT THE NAUGHTY ONES!
But if Sasha eats all the naughty ones, then not enough might grow up into adult bad ones for you to eat!
I suppose then my selection metric might shift.
It got better …or worse, depending on your POV.
(Source: fallcaesar, via johanirae)
